*high-fives* Take a pack of sticky notes shaped like poodles, a spare mechanical pencil, and some popcorn!

I'm Twistey, a 1-year-bie who has a lot of ideas, a lot of fandoms, and an addiction to electro music, throwing Fangirl German into my sentences, and anything that lights up. (It's a long story.) Wow... I don't think I've ever summarized myself in one sentence before. Well then, moving on.

So, Jellyity, what about you? How'd you come here? What fandoms are you a part of? And, most importantly, what do you intend to do here? I'm decent at critiquing short bios, so if you wish to contribute to the agent idea thread, do so! I'd also like to know if you animate or program (whether games or mods), since I'm thinking of proposing an expansion of sporkable material into both video and fangame territory, using missions in the same format.

And for your newbie gift, let's see. [Hands you a hand-sized device that looks like a geometric, metal flower bud.] Don't push that little button on the side of it it unless you're ready to give up your humanity, and in that case, point it at yourself. }:D

Nice to meet you! I hope you have a great time here, and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

Let me give you a pot of black-holee coffee please.

*hands you some white chocolate bark... or you can have dark chocolate, if you like that better!*

Though, I feel like I should ask - how old are you? ^^; Or, a better question - where did you find out about the PPC?

We have the same fandoms! Yippee! Have some hydrogen-helium atom fusion bunny ears, on the condition that you don’t ask what they are...

Oh, all right! I once played a game where you went round in a circle, the first two people said a thing, and the third had to define the first two words.
That was one of the things that I had to define.

Definition at the time: “Each hydrogen atom has a bunny ear, so that when they fuse together the helium atom has two bunny ears.”

Sorry, Twistey, for my second chemistry-mangling newbie gift in a row!

Have a half-kilo of lembas and a mildly holy suit of Imperial flak armor, pulled from the dark depths of Warhammer 40,000.

So, what fandoms are you a part of, so we can get to know you a bit better?

Also, have this AEP7 laser pistol, from the wastelands of Fallout- along with a pack of Small Energy Cells to feed it! Sure, it's a bit basic, but it's still nice and reliable, I find.

Thank you for coming here! There's currently a swarm of newbies, one of them being me.

Here, have a Yu-Gi-Oh! deck empowered with Essence of Anime Protagonist, allowing you to draw the exact right card at the exact right time and execute situational combos that no one in their right mind would dare trying in the real world. It also spontaneously generates cards that are only useful for getting you out of one particular tight spot and are never seen again.

Have a free bendy pencil and a waterproof notepad!

Have you read any missions or spin-offs yet? Any favourites if so?

Here's a rack of anti-tank missiles and a launcher to go with em. Have fun!
So, what brings you here?