Subject: Wobbles heard him talking.
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Posted on: 2015-08-26 10:31:00 UTC

And she smiled much wider as she wandered around the room, looking for a buffet table to pillage in the name of Cap'n Wobb, The Pirate Clown - wow, she really had to bring that girl back, it had been months since her last appearance on the show and she loved playing her. In any event, she saw a motley bunch of agents, support personnel, and assorted operatives, and felt... content. This was, bar one, a hive of good people and good things, doing their best to make other people happy. She was confident everyone here could come together to make a bad ting good, as the old saying had it (okay, it was actually the theme tune to Rastamouse, but it was probably an old saying somewhere), so she abandoned her quest for little stick-mounted nibbly things and went off to find the Notary.

As she got closer, it was obvious that her partner had overheard Dafydd's words too. She was sitting down and focused on her datapad, her body ramrod straight and apparently able to ignore the broken glass sticking out of her right knuckles. "Human," she said without looking up, "why are you lumbering towards me? Surely there are some small humans for you to allegedly entertain. I notice that Former Agent Illian has quite the collection, though it does make one long for the days of collecting with poison and pin."

"Uh, but you're a Time Lord, not a pokeyman, Agent Ovaltine. I don't think Time Lords can learn Poison Pin. Is that even a move?" The Pokémon games themselves were a closed book to the clown, but she'd watched as much of the anime as she'd had time to down at the A/V Division and she knew children and adults alike loved them.

"How on Earth should I know, human? Stop jabbering. I am trying to concentrate. I mean, look at these 15-Bs - oh, no, you can't, can you? Slipped my mind. One wonders if Supernumerary is even aware of the Unofficial Bureaucratic Style Guide..."

"Didn't you write that?"

"Well, yes, as a matter of fact I did." The Notary preened at that, which was slightly disturbing.

"Didja send it to him?"

"I published it. I may have had to self-publish it, mostly with the printer credits of dormant accounts, but it is available in physical and digital forms."

"Okay! Only, I know they're in those boxes in the RC and none of them have been opened yet, so-"

"It is hardly my fault if people elect to ignore good advice when I offer it to them for a reasonable charge in line with similar texts for sale at any reputable university, and even the thoroughly disreputable ones on what you people call 'World One'."

"I... guess so! I mean, you obviously put a lot of work into it, so, uh, yeah! I'm sure someone will buy it eventually! For a reason!"

The Notary sniffed in reply and went back to her filing. Blood occasionally spattered to the floor when the fingers on her right hand flexed, staining the sand by her chair an unattractive shade of maroon. "Human, you're still here. Remedy this."

Wobbles bounced off, slightly smugly. Her partner just sat, and watched, and tried very hard not to stick her hand in the pocket of her robes and fish out something to stare at.

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