Subject: "Oh, there we go."
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Posted on: 2015-08-13 04:40:00 UTC
"The infamous beach kiss," said the Guardsman. "It looks different than in the movies."
"That is probably because of all the sand and grit," remarked Terabyte. "It certainly is a departure from the sanitized image of the beach."
"Yep." The Guardsman watched Naya and the Reader kiss. "I never understood why kissing is a thing. D'you know how many germs there are in your mouth? And you're sharing them with your partner! That's... weird."
"Not to mention throwing caution out of the window. Quarians are not normally supposed to be in contact with this many germs in such a short period of time."
"Remind me to remind her that a full disinfection needs to be performed on her when we come back," said the Guardsman. "All of that grit and... spit cold be a biohazard."
"Acknowledged," said Terabyte, nodding.
"Damn, how long can you go on kissing for?"