The Guardsman recoiled from the surprise kiss...

*sigh* Emiranlanoamar... by Nurse Chan, FicPsych, Paidopsychiatry Division on 2015-05-26 04:26:00 UTC Reply

... she is the girl who was asking you about the Sonic Screwdriver! How could you -- aaggh... uuhhnnn... *the Time Lady's body starts shining in a blinding blue light, and when it stops, in her place is a blue-eyed woman with neck-long blue hair, a rather skimpy armoured outfit with a blue tint, and a hairband that has something that looks like white avian wings. She looks at her hands in surprise* Wha--? What did just happened? And... uhn... I'm a Rune Knight now? But I never got to that-- *looks up and shakes her fist* Hey now! Are you trolling me or what?

((Of course I am!))

What the!? You son of a-- *notices the Guardsman* Uh... uhm... Hi. Emira-something, right? I'm Cookie Chan. Sorry, about that, is just that the moron writing this decided to take off the appeareance I was taking and I don't know why.

((Your contract expired.))

Wha-- I don't have a contract!

((You do now.))

Since when!?

((Since now, and it says that it can be terminated at any time and you don't get your pay.))

I don't get paid!

((Funny thing, I remember paying you... with peanuts and crumpets!))

*rolls eyes*

((Aaanyway, you know what to do now.))

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Now, where was it? Oh yes! Here! *sticks her fingers in the Generic Surface of the floor and opens a plothole, and takes out of it a blue-eyed woman with shoulder-lenght blond hair, wearing a Nurse coat with the flashpatch of FicPsych. Then the bluenette dusts her with her hands*

((Hey! Stop groping her!))

*sticks her tongue out to the ceiling* You are no fun. Now, what else I had to do? Oh yes! *grabs Emiran's head...* This. *...and kisses him on the lips* Bye, bye! *opens a plothole and jumps in it before the Guardsman can react*

((Hey, someone give that girl an Anti-Lustin shot!))

*from inside the plothole* Ha ha. F*** you!

~

*The plothole closes and the blonde comes out of her trance* Uggh... What happened? And who are-- Wait! You are the Guardsman! From the DIA. Bäste Arceus! Please tell me you are not here because I went full Sue and you are to kill me!

~
((Hahaha! Meet Cookie Chan, the real dimesion-hopping Player Character! And an Eldritch Abomination in her own right! Well, now that I took her out of the way [and with that, Time Lord!Corinna Chan too], meet Human!Corinna Chan, the original version, who comes from a rather grimdark Pokémon AU.))

The Guardsman recoiled from the surprise kiss... by SeaTurtle on 2015-05-26 20:44:00 UTC Reply

...and hastily wiped his lips with a tissue as he drew his staser pistol, flicking the safety to "stun" with a quick thumb movement honed over millennia of fighting. "STAY RIGHT WHEre you... are, Suvian..." his voice trailed off as Cookie Chan pulled the real Nurse Chan out of a plothole and promptly disappeared. He whirled around, pointing his machine pistol at all suspicious-looking corners in the hallway. "Damn. Got away." He wiped his mouth again. The Gallifreyan man prayed that the kiss wasn't laced with Glitter. He had no desire to contract some weird Suvian disease from some stupid slip up. Either way, the self-proclaimed Rune Knight messed up big time: he had her biometric data now. There was no way she could come crawling back into HQ without tripping every single bio-alarm... The Time Lord holstered his staser and began scanning the tissue with his Laser Screwdriver. Backups were always good.

Just then, the FicPsych nurse bolted upright. "Uggh... What happened? And who are-- Wait! You are the Guardsman! From the DIA. Bäste Arceus! Please tell me you are not here because I went full Sue and you are to kill me!"

Without looking up, the Guardsman waved his Screwdriver at Nurse Chan. "Well, you were stuffed in a plothole while a Suvian duplicate of you was messing around with me. She's gone now and you're back. Now, this isn't a Medical-grade scanner but as far as I can tell you're not a complete Suvian, so that's good. You'll die another day, I guess. Wait, that sounded better in my head. Ignore that, please. Bottom line: I'm not here to finish you off or anything. How are you feeling? Not too beaten up, I hope?"

The Nurse calmed down and started breathing normally. by Edhelistar on 2015-05-27 00:38:00 UTC Reply

"No worry Guardsman I am just a little... er, disoriented, yes, that is the word. I --" The she felt a jolt coming up her spine to her brain. "Wah! Time... Lord? What is a Sonic Screwdriver? What the fan is a TARDIS!? What now? What!? Lapis Lazuli is not even my patient! I just got my flashpatch a month ago..." She sighed harshly. "Käre Arceus! Jag är så jävla körd. Pardon my language Guardsman, but apparently this 'duplicate' has been moving around a lot. She left my Pokémon free from their Poké Balls in my office and there's no telling what busstreck are they up to. And apparently I have now an appointment with Lapis Lazuli from the DIC. I though that usually Nurse Robinson took those, but then again that girl is within the age limit of my specialty, so no harm done... I think." She turned to Emiran, and continued speaking in the dignified manner of someone who had a life of luxury and comfort. "It was a... pleasure meeting you, Guardsman, I would had hoped that it had been in better circumstances, but well... this is the PPC. I shall take my leave then."

She left walking in same dignified manner, while muttering curses and swearing like a sailor in her native Swedish.

~~~

((The Guardsman should not worry, she has no Glitter. Yes, I'm just that bad at playing MMOs. And well she's not exactly dangerous to the Word Worlds, is more like a minor nuisance, like an itch that won't go away. Damn those stupid videogame characters and their stupid respawning.))

The Guardsman stared at the retreating Nurse... by SeaTurtle on 2015-05-27 03:52:00 UTC Reply

...and scratched his head.

"Good grief. I always get the weird cases. And just how can she know my name without knowing what species I am? I mean, who decides to call themselves only by a title or rank? I suppose only megalomaniacs or Time Lor--" He stopped as he realized what he had just said. "Bah, never mind..." he grunted as he opened a portal back to his RC.

- - -

((Thanks for RPing. It was awesome! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.))

((Of course I did!)) by Edhelistar on 2015-05-27 15:44:00 UTC Reply

((Specially the start and the ending. Is always fun to write Shui-Hua's Time-Lord-fangirl side, and who knew, writing a Fourth Wall breaker is fun as heck.

In fact, I might keep using Cookie Chan in my writing, not as an Agent though, the very nature of PPC HQ does funny things to her, making her look like a Sue, when actually her nature is the contrary to Suvians: While Suvians manipulate and twist the Worlds to suit their needs, beings like Cookie Chan get twisted and manipulated by the Worlds to suit the World, she doesn't even interact with "NPCs" (i.e.: Canon Characters) unless required to. She not even that powerful, she's bound to the rules of the universe she's in at the time and limited to the abilities of the form she takes. Her known forms so far are:

- Rune-Midgarts: Lord Knight (RO) / Warrior (RO2)
- Star Wars: Jedi Sentinel
- Pokémon: Aura Guardian
- DC Universe: Gadgeteer Superhero
- Marvel Universe: Agent of SHIELD
- Middle-earth: Rohirrim Guardian
- The Elder Scrolls: Nord Dragonborn
- PPC HQ: Unstable, she might be able to use the abilities of all above, or some that she shouldn't even be able to.

In all her forms she always is Lawful Good, with a deviation to Neutral Good.

Anyhow, my plan to use her is mostly as a part of the supporting cast, for canon knowledge (I don't have Ragnarök or Elder Scrolls canon specialists planned) and combat support, after all, she has a Knight mindset, protect the weak and those who cannot defend themselves, so when the Plot Continuum is the one that needs protection, expect her to take arms to protect it, even if she gets her ass kicked over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over... ad infinitum. What? Being inmortal is not as good as it seems, and she's not as awesome as she looks like, for example, if she tries to go against Darth Vader in her Jedi form, she will get her butt handed to over her, badly. So, she'll be, more or less, like a non-psychopathic female version of Deadpool, that appears when needed.

So, what do you think of this idea?))

((So she's going to be some sort of exterior agent?)) by SeaTurtle on 2015-05-27 18:20:00 UTC Reply

((Swooping in every now and then to lend a hand? Why not make her a full agent while you're at it? Yeah, she looks like a Suvian but so do some agents-- like Nesh said up above, Nurse Jenni is an example of that.

I actually see her in DIA. High power level, lots of experience in combat, willingness to serve and protect. Plus, having that little tension between the Guardsman and Cookie might prove to be funny.))

( (Or why not both!)) by Edhelistar on 2015-05-28 00:23:00 UTC Reply

((I could make her be some sort of rogue multiversal vigilante/watcher/defender, and ultimately use one my Agents to convice her to join the PPC, probaly would be Erynloth Gerfindeth from the DMS who will persuade her.))