"Actually, no..."

"Actually, she's still alive." by SeaTurtle on 2015-03-03 21:47:00 UTC Reply

"The Patrol officers managed to talk her down and convince her to surrender. She's in DMSE&R right now helping them test out who knows what." Benoît idly stirred his soup with his spoon. "Come to think of it... DMSE&R's only source of Suvians is actually DIA: it looks like agents prefer to execute their quarry instead of taking them alive. I don't know. I understand wanting to completely purge every last trace of canon pollutant from the world but being the judge, jury, and executioner? I can't do that. Personally, I don't think anybody should do it... But then things would never get done around here, right?"

The DIA officer sipped his soup. "Bleh. Too much salt. And who's this Rayner guy you mentioned? Is it angel boy over there? I didn't catch his name." He pointed at Cupid with his spoon.

"Actually, no..." by SkarmorySilver on 2015-03-04 03:43:00 UTC Reply

"I only just met him - I've known Ripper much longer myself." He motioned his beaked head towards the Deinonychus sitting nearby. "The angel's name is Cupid, by the way. As for Rayner, he's a humanized pegasus from the My Little Pony continuum, and his nesting grounds are over at the DMS. I first met him a few weeks after joining the PPC, just after my sister made an ass of herself on her first mission."
He chuckled dryly, clicking his beak again. "That's also how I met Rina and Randa, who joined me on my latest mission - which also happened to be Ripper's first one. A Pokemon badfic of epic proportions involving no less than four character replacements - and, from what Ripper told me, a dragon in a Poké Ball."

"Oh, yeah? What can you tell me about that one?" by SeaTurtle on 2015-03-05 02:38:00 UTC Reply

"And more importantly, is it anime-verse or game -verse? I imagine that the former must have a lot more visitors than the latter. Though I have to admit that keeping a dragon in a Poké Ball isn't much of a great feat: if a stock ball can hold, say, a Wailord, then the sky's the limit..."

"Oh my dear ever-loving Arceus, where do I flocking start?" by SkarmorySilver on 2015-03-09 03:24:00 UTC Reply

"Basically, this was a retelling of some of the episodes of the Johto-series anime from the point of view of Team Rocket. From what I was able to gather, the author of that fic actually made an entire anthology that kept on portraying that sort of stuff. Jessie and James - sorry, their replacements should've stayed in the breeding center, but nooooo, they kept getting it on like what would happen if a Skitty used Attract on a Wailord. You know those two Pokemon are in the same egg group, right?"
Falchion started laughing at his own joke, but then trailed off, sighed, and kept going. "We also witnessed a scene where those two beat the crap out of a replacement of Ash - which my dino friend had for dinner the next day, by the way - and a run-of-the-mill OOC replacement of Gary. Randa was so upset by this mission that she transferred to Bad Slash immediately after we got back."
The Armor Bird Pokemon spared a furtive glance at Cupid behind him, who had joined some of his other friends in some kind of card game and was now slurring out some kind of drunken ditty. "At least Sarah and Rosie managed to rescue the badfic characters from their concurrent mission," he warbled dryly. "We had to kill all of ours."