My own story to be sporked

Subject: My own story to be sporked
Author: MidnightCarnival
Posted on: 2014-05-06 03:33:00 UTC

Stop the presses a (ex)suthor actually is submitting her own Mary-sue to be assassinated!

After (give or take a year or two) nine years I have decided to give up hope on ever revising my old fanfic and instead would like to get some entertainment from a good sporking. My 13 year old self is shaking in terror while my 21 year old self greatly looks forward to a potential mission.

Allow me to describe my Sue (from what I remember, its been a while). Shes a tenth-walker, throws the cannon's (particularly Galadriel and Boromir) FAR out of character, has a terrible past, unusual appearance, falls in love with Legolas, created by Sauron (somehow), part of a made up race, and I can go on.

So boil her, mash her, stick her in a stew, and feed her to a Balrog!

-MC

Link : https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7502744/1/Spirits-Never-Die

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My own story to be sporked by MidnightCarnival on 2014-05-06 03:33:00 UTC

Hi! by DawnFire on 2014-05-31 20:22:00 UTC Reply

This is, of course, a very late reply to your post, and it's entirely possible you've figured it out by now, but just in case--this isn't our main Board. In fact, it's mostly used for RPs now. The main Board can be found here. If you'd care to go over there,we'll be quite happy to say hi and take a look at your Sue!

Of course, please feel free to disregard this if you've already found the main Board...but just in case, that's why there's been no response yet here.

~DF