"I'm not gonna have clothing talk to me like that," said Yakov as he produced his RA from his trousers' pockets and opened a portal to the Laundry Room. In one fluid motion, he swung his free hand up to snatch the freaky flying panties and overhand-pitched the undergarments though the portal. "And stay there!" shouted the wizard as he closed the portal. "Calling me a bit! The nerve of that thing. Do I look like a bit to you? Do I look underdeveloped as a person? Eh?" he asked the room, face growing red.

Gaspard made shoosh-pap motions with his hands."Er... sir? Yakov? You might want to simmer down--"

"MY JIMMES! THEY HAVE BEEN RUSTLED!" shouted Yakov, grabbing at his hair.

The junior agent cast an apologetic look to Rina and the twins. "Sorry. He's really sensitive about that. Oh, and twin guys? Yeah, you two. I don't have a Glitter scanner on me at the moment-- it's being repaired over at DoSAT-- but I''m going to give you the benefit of the doubt for now. What are your names and department?"

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