Subject: Hehehe.
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Posted on: 2012-12-04 08:08:00 UTC

"Frelling stockingmuffins!" cursed Poppy. "What do we do? Yell obscure canon facts at them until they leave out of boredom?"

"The Five Keys of Mary Sue!" shouted her partner.

"Amarth - " began Poppy, but the half-elf was barreling ahead.

"The Five Keys of Mary Sue as they taught us in the Demas School are that she is a character created in fanfiction, that she alters personalities of canon characters, that she distorts the fabric of the world around her, that she creates plotholes, that she corrupts the language which describes her! There are only nine members of the Fellowship of the Ring, and none of them are female!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to break it to them that we're from a future version of their 'PPC'? Remember all of those history lessons they taught us as supplicants? The Sundering?"

"They're not going to believe us."

"They'll hardly believe the bullcripes you're spouting."

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