Welcome to the ppc. I would like to give you a stuffed drake plushie, complete with real rail gun action.

don't ask why he came up with these.

anyway, welcome. have fun here.

But welcome anyhow!

Here is an egg. I don't know what it'll hatch into, but take good care of it~

Thanks for the warm welcome, guys. Sorry I haven't been on too much the past few days. College stuff takes some time. But I'm all set and ready to get going!

Also, all the gifts are greatly appreciated, but I especially enjoy the p-90. It's my favorite light-machine gun!

So if a Sue can't be hoist with her own petard, at least she can be hoist with yours. Handle with all due precautions for explosive devices.

(or would you need a dratep instead?)

Good for getting people to believe you are who you say you are. Welcome!

*hands over a box of biscuits* Handy even once the biscuits have been eaten! *grins*

Good to meet you! Hope you enjoy it here.

I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs, but spambots and author wraiths, too! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

It's a blue furry yak thing, born of the recent spambot invasion, and it has spiky horns and eats sausages. It doesn't mind being ridden, so you can have it rampage around while you're on its back waving a lightsaber. It's fun. :D

And if you like Doctor Who, I'll throw in a K-9 for your Agents.

Have a P-90. It's good for killing Sues with. Just be careful where you aim it.

What fandoms are you in? What are your thoughts on slash/yaoi? Have you read any Legendary Badfic (or Goodfic, for that matter)?

If you haven't read the Legendary Badfic, then don't. Even the summaries can scar minds. If you haven't read the Legendary Goodfic, what are you waiting for? Go and read them!

Were you in a sociology class of some sort? Your name reminds me of an exercise I did in soc last year.

Welcome! I give you a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat.

It's transdimensional. Welcome, welcome, welcome!

- Sedri

Lovely to see you! Come and join the party in the thread below this one!

*presents you with a bag of pebbles for throwing at Sues and a Random Shiny Object* Here you are! Newbie-gifts! And a slice of chocolate cake, because I came into posession of one recently.

Welcomes. I see July gave you the links she is well known for. Always nice to have new people on here, and I hope you enjoy your time with us.

Oh, and the sanity-cloakroom is over there by the door. You might as well leave yours there to keep all the others' company.

Hail and well met, new friend!

Here, have wiki link.

But finish TOS first so your head don't asplode on accident.