Why harro! by
saintdane05
on 2012-10-09 15:39:00 UTC
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Welcome to the wonderful hel- I mean, haven known as the PPC board! Don't post links to Celebrian and you'll be fine.
And have a bear. He's full grown and rabid, but still a bear!
Hello! by
Kookija
on 2012-10-05 05:51:00 UTC
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WElcome to the madness that is PPC! Please accept this complimentary brochure 'So You Decided To Ditch Sanity'. It will be very handy in future situations! :D
Welcome a-Board! by
TheMadHatteress
on 2012-10-01 22:54:00 UTC
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Sorry this is a bit late, I've been quite busy lately with homework and the like. Ahem... Welcome to the marvelous realm of the PPC! Sanity is not required here, but a love of literature and SPaG is. Therefore, I am giving you an automatic proof reading cap: it scans your brainwaves and corrects any mistakes before you make them.
Hey hey! by
SeaTurtle
on 2012-09-29 20:53:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Handle with care, as if your life depended on it*.
*Actually, it does...
Ciao! by
ThatOne
on 2012-09-29 19:01:00 UTC
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Greetings newbie, and welcome a-Board the good ship PPC. Please dispose of your sanity in the appropriately marked bin, as you wont be needing it here. As you have probably read the posts below, I would suggest you listen to them. Read everything, then chill, because there's a month-long waiting period until you can apply for Permission. Just relax and join in the discussion. Your fandoms are pretty popular around here, so I'm sure you'll find somebody to talk to. I myself am a fan of Hetalia and I've been rereading the LotR series for the first time in ages.
As for your traditional newbie gift, I shall give you some SPaG candy. Keep a check on your grammar and enjoy!
Awesome! by
Riese
on 2012-09-29 18:27:00 UTC
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Welcome aboard! Have this Astartes-Pattern Relic Bolter. Just don't try to shoot it. I mean, the recoil totally won't rip your arms off or anything, but just don't. Y'know. Just in case.
Hops in line by
Sevenswans
on 2012-09-29 16:14:00 UTC
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Okay, so you can have... let me rummage in my pockets a moment... one vial of benzoic acid, a fistful of q-tips, a nice red pen, and a spoon. Welcome to the board!
Oh wait! I forgot your gift! by
IntelligentAirhead
on 2012-09-29 14:32:00 UTC
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Here is a brand spanking new Awake! It is produced from someone attempting to possess a noun, and therefore these babies multiply like mad. Feed it espresso, love, and Mary Sues.
Hello! by
IntelligentAirhead
on 2012-09-29 14:29:00 UTC
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Did you know that y'all was developed as away to translate from the old form of thou and you to their modern equivalents? You used to mean more than one person was being addressed. Once it was changed, y'all became a way for people to combine you and all so that they might distinguish between the singular and plural forms of you.
Anyway, I'm excited to speak with you in the future! Hetalia is also buried in my massive hoard of fandoms. /admires hoard before curling up on it and falling asleep/
High there by
SingingTheThunder
on 2012-09-29 12:07:00 UTC
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As a greeting gift have a genuine batarang. Unlikely to explode!
Welcome! by
Cassie
on 2012-09-29 09:50:00 UTC
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Glad to have you here, lorienlass. :D Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.
Greeting, fellow Hetalian! by
HimochiIsAwesome
on 2012-09-29 09:48:00 UTC
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Wrlcome to our madness! Try not to be too freaked out by our fanthings at the moment, though, haha.
And you like Hetalia, so it's the perfect time to introuce my latest newbie gifts for the Hetalian newbies!
Have this limited edition Gold Plated Gold Golden Gilbird Award for Supreme Awesomeness on a Prussian Scale! (Or just a Gilbird Award if that's too long, ahaha.) Because all Hetalia fans are supremely awesome.
/rolls in with a graduated cylinder by
Lily Winterwood
on 2012-09-29 09:39:00 UTC
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Greetings, ickle newbie! Have a graduated cylinder!
Oh my gosh, you like Hetalia and LotR I love you already.
Hi there! by
Cyba Zero
on 2012-09-29 09:04:00 UTC
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Welcome aboard! Have some light moonglasses, for looking cool while hunting badfic at night.
*hands over some Bleepka* by
Stargazing Sketcher
on 2012-09-29 06:40:00 UTC
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From one Semi-Newbie, to a regular Newbie!
Hello, newbie! by
KittyNoodles
on 2012-09-29 06:34:00 UTC
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Welcome to our fine, immensely insane Board! I present you with some Gummy Bears as a welcome gift! -throws Gummy Bears-
Good to have you a-Board! by
doctorlit
on 2012-09-29 06:29:00 UTC
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Greetings, new friend! Have a--
*capitalizes that "I" in your post*
Have a specimen from the sack of venomous arthropods! Don't worry; they don't bite!
Since you've been lurking, I'm sure you've already come across the Constitution
(https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=18hztHpDehxcfrjaXoFUew1vb0BdZPDAusHxMHzHiCzM)
and the Wiki, our font of info
(http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki)
but I just linked them anyway! (Never hurts to reread something, right?)
And of course, feel free to stop on by our live chat, if you have the time!
(http://widget02.mibbit.com/?settings=64a4814b06949473906b9c3d88f0c741&server=irc.sorcery.net&channel=%23PPC)
Hello! by
Lilac Lielac
on 2012-09-29 06:28:00 UTC
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Have you read the Constitution, lass of Lorien? :P
'S good to say high, as well as hi. How long have you been lurking? I lurked for... oooh... five, six years before I joined on June 23rd of this year.