Subject: Yes, I was joking on the last point
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Posted on: 2019-07-15 11:06:00 UTC
...murder is in no way fun. Apologies for anyone having psycho alarms set off by my last post.
Subject: Yes, I was joking on the last point
Author:
Posted on: 2019-07-15 11:06:00 UTC
...murder is in no way fun. Apologies for anyone having psycho alarms set off by my last post.
Since there was just a long discussion of this in the chat for some reason, I thought I'd port it over to a thread here.
Points that have been raised include:
- Guns are pretty impractical in space for various reasons, including recoil and heat dissipation
- If you're on a space station instead, you have the problem of breaking the station, which leads to a lot more murder than intended. (This led to Maslab pointing out that air marshals are some of the best handgun marksmen in the world, since they don't want to shoot a hole in the plane.)
- Missiles don't have most of the problems of guns and are good space weaponry
- Lasers can be useful for some things, like (and this is actually being proposed and might work) clearing trash out of orbit
- On space stations that actually exist these days, you do need to deal with the problem that launches have extremely strict weight limits and are very itemized, so guns are out even if you wanted to try that, and you'll want to use something that plausibly needs to be on a space station
- Therefore (even in the sci-fi future), knives are a very good option
- Even plastic ones, which can be sharpened quite well apparently (thanks Maslab, again)
- Strangling someone with some rope-like thing is also a good choice
- A ceramic toothbrush that's also a shiv got proposed at some point to dodge inspection's awkward questions
- There's also various forms of "tragic accident" - holes in spacesuits or such - that someone could probably arrange
I probably missed some important points, but I thought I'd summarize the talk onto here, so people could speculate more about orbital murder because it's a fun topic (apparently).
- Tomash
...lure them to a airlock, shut the door on them, and vent them into space.
Or...
...deliberately decompress the entire module they're in, by sabotaging the nearest airlock and sealing all the hatches.
Or...
Drill a hole in their spacesuit, or weaken a stress point significantly. While they're in a pressurised environment, the suit won't pop. However, if they're on a spacewalk, and you've put the weak point near a joint...well, they're screwed.
Hell, you could even just club them with a sufficiently blunt object, then drag the body to a airlock, and vent them into space.
Then there's the joys of poisoning with a lethal dose of painkiller (though I doubt contemporary space agencies provide stations like the ISS with enough dosage of painkiller to deliver a lethal dose), sabotaging their EVA pack to thrust them into deep space, sabotaging the oxygen supply in their suit, or just gourging out tbeir eyes with a fork, shoving the said eyeballs in their mouth, forcing them to swallow, and then stabbing them in the gut until their die.
Murder is fun!
Everyone should try it sometime. It will completely change your outlook on life for the better, I guarantee it.
I'd really appreciate it if everyone could stop "jokingly" acting like sociopaths.
Thanks.
hS
...murder is in no way fun. Apologies for anyone having psycho alarms set off by my last post.
And you only need two items for this!
1. Taser. Super quick, for the first part of knocking someone out.
2. Injecting needle. Just put air directly into their bloodstream while they're unconscious. What you do with the body afterwards, don't have many ideas for. Happy hunting.