Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

Have two cents, so you can put them in to discussions later

- Tomash

As a newbie myself, I'm not sure what to offer. Therefore, have some Questionable Enthusiasm! It's a young Enthusiasm yet, and will become both more confident and less stumbly as it matures.

Well, regardless of the answer, lukewarm welcomes! Have a wolf-shaped quill and a Boarder C-CAD! Guaranteed not to break, ever!*

*(The quill, not the C-CAD. C-CADs can only be guaranteed to break.)

There are lots of missions you'll like reading here, then.

/hands you some complementary chocolate bark

Have a self-updating hard copy of the List of Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In The PPC!

Heya, welcome to the PPC! Have a plate of fresh SPaGhetti!

You've preemptively answered all my usual questions, so... have a couple of toy dinosaurs as well to put on your spaceship's dash. Hope you like it here!

Have three orange pips, a old skull, and a magnifying glass!!!

Welcome to the PPC! Have a virtual chocolate chip cookie (but you’ll have to be quick or I’ll eat it myself!)