Subject: doctorlit reviews Spider-Man: Far From Home (spoilers
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Posted on: 2019-07-09 14:50:00 UTC

Uuuuhhhhh didn’t I just finish writing my Endgame review? They really do churn these movies out quickly. Good thing my brother pays attention to release dates, since I don’t pay for cable to be able to see commercials.

Spoiler warnings for Captain Marvel, Captain America: Civil War, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Avengers: Infinity War, Avengers: Endgame and Spider-Man: Far From Home.

Stan Lee always prided himself in making Marvel’s characters feel human to the audience, and out of the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe, I think the two Spider-Man films do the best job of getting that across. The mundanity of the high school scenes that open this movie are such a big tonal departure from the rest of the MCU, but they do so much to make Peter Parker feel like a teenager first and a superhero second.

Boy, it sure is awkwardly coincidental that all the main characters from Homecoming (aside from the written-out Toomes family) happened to also get dusted so they could all stay the same age and grade as Peter. I thought for sure Aunt May would turn out to have survived Thanos, for the sake of emotional scenes where she would talk about the time she spent worried about Peter. But I guess not. And I guess the world has moved on pretty dang easily from the five years of psychological turmoil and economic collapse, because New York, Austria, the Netherlands, and Italy all seem to be completely back to business as usual. Repercussions? What are those? But man, I feel like I could watch the marching band snap/basketball game blip scene over and over and over without getting bored. I think I’ve developed a weird fascination with that dusting animation . . .

Looks like we’re just completely forgetting about Liz Toomes and moving straight forward with the Peter/Michelle romance now. I don’t really mind; we all knew it was coming. She is, after all, the “MJ.”

So I was a pretty avid fanboy of the 1990s Spider-Man cartoon, so there was no hoodwinking me into thinking that Mysterio was really a good guy. I mean, I was open to the idea of it; we just had the Skrulls turn out to be good guys in Captain Marvel, and I like them quite a bit. But I really just never accepted anything about Mysterio at face value. My brother and I both separately noticed some tells that hinted at his story being a lie. Firstly, my brother says that when Peter started rambling about quantum mechanics, Mysterio had a wide-eyed look on his face, apparently realizing that he wouldn’t be able to discuss the topic with Peter, which could potentially reveal his AU backstory as a fake. On my end, I noticed that Mysterio named the Elementals as the “primary elements,” but earth, air, water and fire haven’t been viewed as elements in the Periodic sense for centuries now. Also—but I should double-check this—yes, Mysterio labeled the MCU’s Earth as Earth-616, but the MCU Earth is actually Earth-199999. I think 616 is the Earth in the main comics. So yeah, I very much knew there was a twist coming, though I wasn’t certain what shape it would take. Until Peter started talking about handing over the glasses. Once that scene started rolling, I knew the shoe was about to drop.

And wow, do I completely hate the reveal? We only just lost Tony Stark one movie ago, and in the last minutes of the movie. And here, the very next film, we have an entire team of villains motivated by how mean and unappreciative Tony was to them, and using Stark technology to threaten innocent lives. We even get “treated” to a hologram of a zombie Iron Man armor clambering out of his grave to attack the camera. It just leaves a bad feeling for me, that this is (at least potentially) going to be the last major involvement of Tony in the story. It feels like a weird, weird choice.

The holograms themselves are cool enough, at least. The idea that the holograms can be so flawlessly convincing, and get picked up by various cameras just as effectively as by the human eye, plus stay so perfectly synched with the destruction caused by the drones, is bit of a stretch. But it’s a comics universe, and Pym Particles exist here, so whatever, I don’t care. I didn’t find the Elementals themselves too exciting, after so many movies go for some giant CGI monster, but what were really cool were the illusions Mysterio used to attack Peter directly. I also like that the hologram issue gave the writers an excuse to work with the fact that the spider sense really didn’t come into play yet at this point, and forced Peter to develop it more thoroughly on the fly.

Oh man, Mysterio’s final trap really changes the status quo for Peter. I know most of his closest friends will trust him, but I worry that some of the other Avengers who haven’t gotten to know him as well at this point may try to come after him. And, of course, all his loved ones are in potential danger now; the one prisoner in the after credits scene of Homecoming was already looking to learn his secret identity out of revenge. I am glad they found a way to get Jay Jonah Jameson into the MCU, since Peter seems pretty far from becoming a journalism photographer, if ever.

Maria Hill is one of my favorite characters in this universe, so I was going to say how happy I was that she got a bigger role right after she returned from being dusted . . . except, of course, that she wasn’t actually in this movie. The reveal of the after credits scene is honestly just weird, and raises so many questions that just don’t seem like they lead anywhere. What are Fury’s plans that require him to be in space? I mean, Talos is literally filling Fury’s role, and Fury is with the Skrull fleet. Why have they swapped jobs, when each is probably more suited to their regular job? Why is Talos trying to . . . I’m not sure I even caught the explanation. He’s restarting the Avengers in Germany, I think? Is the fact that it’s happening in Berlin mean that it’s somehow related to the fight at the airport from Civil War? And weirdest of all, where are the other Earth-based Avengers? If Fury wanted hero representation in Berlin, why did he only seek out Mysterio and Spider-Man to be present there? Or, more heroes to fight the Elementals, for that matter? Peter conveniently only asks after two heroes who are normally space-based, Captain Marvel and Thor. Mysterio, of course, only wanted Peter there to get to the glasses, but it seems weird that Talos/Fury didn’t seek out anyone else. Wanda alone could probably have destroyed an “actual” Elemental; she was strong enough to break an Inifinity Stone, for crying out loud! Hulk and big-sized Ant-Man could have helped with the non-fire ones, as well. So I currently feel like I just have no idea what’s happening with Phase Four.

—doctorlit wonders if the inevitable “Spider-Man graduates and goes to college” movie will be titled Spider-Man: Dormcoming

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