Subject: #just_horror_genre_things
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Posted on: 2019-04-30 14:16:00 UTC
Horror isn't really my go-to genre, despite being a Stephen King fanboy. The darker, more serious horror movies are a little too bleak for me; I prefer my stories with the protagonists winning in the end, even if the price is high. So I tend to like the more action/fantastical focused edge of the horror spectrum.
1. I've been told that the Tremors series doesn't count as real horror, but alas, it's Tremors. I know most of the series is more action-focused, but there's no denying that the original movie was very suspenseful. Like I said above, I like it when the human victim characters stand a fighting chance, and Tremors is all about fighting back. I just have to overlook the glaring biology fail the series employs; for the record, yes, albino animals absolutely can reproduce.
2. Does Slender Man count when it's blatantly engineered online? I say it does, because it was engineered naturally, by many minds, over time. The lack of personality or emotion make its variable backstory all the more unique, and confusing in a threatening, incomprehensible way. Marble Hornets is my definitive Slender Man story, because it does an excellent job of inserting the weird, mysterious nature and behavior of the Man into what should be the bland everyday dullness of some twenty-somethings filming low quality YouTube videos.
3. My folks, let me tell you about a campy little 1980s horror called Waxwork, which I had the luck to see aired on Sci Fi Channel way back in my teens. It's the only time I've ever been able to see it, and I am still enamored of it. The basic gist is that a creepy dude is using what appears to be a wax museum to lure folks in as sacrifices to bring about some vague apocalypse. The wax displays are all homages to horror films and genres—some classic, and some contemporary to Waxwork's release. Getting too close to each display reveals that it's actually a dimensional portal to another reality where the monsters are alive. Again, it's 80s camp, so more fun than scary, but . . . well movies are supposed to be fun. It also has a sequel that leans even farther away from horror and leans more into action, and also time travel. I seem to recall they're a bit gorey, and I can't remember the swearing level, but try to look them up some day, yeah?
4. Okay. I know now, as an adult, that the movie is considered pretty lame trash, but when I was a teenager, and I saw it with my sisters and cousins one Halloween, I got really really freaked out by the terrible film adaptation of Children of the Corn. Just the idea of a small town filled with slash-happy people being controlled by a murderous underground entity that we never actually get to see . . . I basically wasn't old enough to be watching movies like that, okay? I slept on the floor of my parents' room for a couple nights. One positive outcome, though: our cat Zoe, who always stayed in my parents' room, was super-happy to have a bonus human friend in the room with her. She sat just out of petting distance all night, facing me and non-stop purring. "Friiiiieeeeend. Friiiiieeeeeend." Not sure she actually slept through all that purring, but hey, she was a cat. She could sleep whenever she wanted!
—doctorlit, possibly not a good horror fan?