Skater/unidentified age/boy/has floppy dog ears about same color as hair instead of regular ears/blonde, white/sometimes has mental breakdowns/self-insert/used to be Gary Stu/can make plotholes/traveled the multiverse before joining the PPC/brought an agent to the PPC before he even joined/human/wears sunglasses with rounded square lenses/has a lot of flashbacks

There’s a lot of Exact Words (TM) going on here, reply to me for explanations

Spensor is a giant alien robot that is millions of years old and one of the few survivors of a dying race at war with itself. He can shape shift into virtually anything, is only an idiot when it's funny, always gets away with not doing the work he is supposed to do and constantly makes cringey references to 90s pop culture and doesn't get punished for it.

I'll try my hand at these...


Chenille is one of the very last of a presumably dead race of shape-shifters, the taguel. Taguel are stronger, faster, more agile, and generally more -er than humans, even before you factor in their transformations. He's a loner, suffering from a tragic backstory that he doesn't speak of if he can help it, meaning he's just waiting for the perfect woman who's also madly in love with him to heal his broken heart...

Merula is the daughter of a villain from her home continuum, and was the earthly avatar of the main Big Bad. She's a skilled tactician, mage and swordswoman. But she has amnesia, so she doesn't actually remember her Mysterious Past(tm). She's also absolutely besotted with the prince of Ylisse, but is he really her true love?


...I admit, that was all really cheesy. I tried making them as cliché as possible, not sure if that succeeded. But it was fun, so I'm happy with it.