Up for pretty much anything... if you put me in a cis boy's body no complaints but please refer to me as a dude regardless of sex choice.

Bisexual, short, darkish skin and black hair. I'm also extremely nearsighted, which might be fun.

I don't post as often as I used to, I know, but I might as well anyhow. Asian, 26 going on 27, 5'11", average build but with very slight stomach pudge, messy black hair and dark brown eyes with glasses. Basically Agent Falchion's human disguise, which is pretty much just me anyway. :P

Also, please don't ship me with anyone who is below the legal age of adulthood. Otherwise, go wild!

Mid twenties Brit. While I'm asexual IRL for the shipfest ignore that and go wild, I really don't mind. Also now with beard (and other facial hair), Brown hair (besides the bits that are going grey already) and glasses.

Nova

In the case that descriptions are needed, early 30s male with brown hair and a medium length full brown beard.

I'm opting myself out this year, but feel free to include me as a side character or something.

5'8" white man with short brown hair and thick-framed black glasses. Ace/aro.

—doctorlit

Teenage girl, Causican, thick brown hair if anyone cares about that.

No ship ideas as yet... let’s see what people come up with!

I feel like I should post on the Board more often. Anyways. I'd rather not be a part of any shipping directly (except maybe platonic) but if you need an extra name for a background character, you can use me, I guess.

For description purposes I have black hair and dark eyes, and I'm fairly average in body structure. I'm also still in my mid-teens, one of the reasons I'd be uncomfortable with non-platonic shipping, if any at all. I usually prefer dull-colored, comfy clothes, nothing too flashy.

Personality-wise, I'm kinda introverted and not altogether talkative, unless it's late and I'm tired and/or delirious.

I guess that's it. See you on the other side.

I'm pretty new to the PPC, but this looks fun, and I'll try it out.

Cisgendered, heterosexual teenage girl over here.

If you need physical description, here it is: shoulder length, straight black hair and black eyes (your typical Asian look), average height, average weight. I usually wear an either black, grey, or white T-shirt; a pair of dark blue sweats or jeans; and a dark blue jacket.

I wear a pair of round-ish glasses in class, because I'm nearsighted. I like reading, writing, drawing, singing, playing the piano, watching movies, listening to music, watching musicals, browsing Youtube and Bilibili, and fangirling. I think I should probably mention that I really like Harry Potter.

I do not like any form of physical exercise (although, strangely, I have this weird love-hate relationship with the plank, which is tolerable for me).

Ship me with whoever you want. I accept practically everything. Slash, poly, interspecies, whatever you feel like doing.

Yeah, this sounds really fun.

I don't post on board nearly as much as I should, but I'll opt in.

I'm 21 years old and 5'1" (and three quarters) and a little bit stocky. I'm cis female and have kinda wavy brown hair and brown eyes. I usually were a t-shirt and jeans but in the summer I'll wear skirts and dresses and stuff too. I like fun socks and have a love of bad puns. Also I'm pan/demi-ish, so ship me with whoever. I'm in an established relationship, but I don't really mind being shipped with somebody as long as nothing explicitly sexual happens (innuendos are fine though).

Like Silv said, we're related, so don't do anything weird.

On that note, I suggest silv/swords, because she literally asked for it and I exist to encourage chaos.

Description notes, if needed: 5'6", brown buzzcut with sideburns I am very pleased with. I have glasses, brown eyes, very thick dark eyebrows, and a birthmark on my neck that's apparently shaped like Africa. I never wear makeup and don't know how to. However, feel free to make me a redheaded catgirl or a swarm of sapient cicadas. Apparently I've become an accidental Merlin figure, all because of shenanigans in #badfic. Do with that what you will? As I'm aroace, non-platonic ships will be OOC, but I am totally here for that. Go forth!

In the event accurate descriptions are wanted - I'm 5'7", wear rather thick glasses, and have blue eyes and short brown hair. (and I'm a white dude)

Then again, since when has accuracy stopped anyone in this writing exercise?

I'll have ship ideas later

Please write me as a large red question mark, not a human. That is my only request.

~SomeRandomPersonAccount

If you really want details, you can look up Agent Neshomeh on the wiki, but apparently I look and sound pretty much exactly like people expect anyway. So there's that. But wildly wrong guesses are funny, so there's that, too. I could not care less what silly things you you write about "me" in this silly game as long as the rules of the Board are followed and it's silly. {= D

Ship: hS/pancakes, because obviously.

~Neshomeh

It would be totally unfair if I didn't, after all.

Physical description, for those who care: Male, average height, a bit overweight. I have brown hair, blue eyes, and almost always wear glasses. I'm also usually wearing jeans and a T-shirt.

Restrictions: Please don't gender-swap me. Other than that, do what you want!

Ship ideas: SillyPhilly/Larfen based on a Discord chat where Larfen compared SillyPhilly to a raccoon rummaging through his trash, causing SillyPhilly to call him "Laru-chan."

Larfen/Bryn based on Larfen claiming that he has "ogre energy," but desires "goblin energy," which Bryn has.

Scapegrace/BattleBots because she absolutely loves the show. And because shipping Scape with a 450-pound death machine is amusing to me.

Voyd, Granz, Mikel, and FourMoonsWatching/the RNG: All of these people play Fate: Grand Order, which is infamous for unlocking characters through loot boxes that are annoying to earn.

Edit: Needless to say, these ship ideas are assuming the people involved opt in. Hope I didn't step on anybody's toes with these ideas.

This year, like the previous ones, I am out of the shipping zone. I don't find myself particularly shipable w/anyone, but if your story need a support character of a comic relief, go ahead.

Also, to those who do not know yet - hello, this is the Boarder Formerly Known As Matt Cipher. That name, and the identity that followed behind it, brought me too many problems and caused even more to the people I respect, not only inside but outside of the PPC Community. Long story short, and without hijacking the thread, Matt Cipher (and all he represented) is no more. Nice to meet you all, hope we can get along.

I'm female, speak a lot of languages, and bear a passing resemblance to Agent Dawn McKenna. Funny how that goes. May or may not be able to turn into a polar bear. May or may not have a polar bear army. You decide.

~Z

PS: Every hard line I can think of isn't anything that seems likely to come up. Go wild. I look forward to being amused!

PPS: Oh, uh. Scratch the above. No hard lines apart from please do not ship me with anyone underage. Anyone under eighteen is right out. Thanks. I'm not a teenager and have no desire to feel creeped out.

Let us GOOO!

If you need a physical description - reasonably long brown hair (that I'm planning on cutting soon, not sure how long it'll be then though), purple glasses, hazel-green eyes that've been known to change colors before, super pale skin, unhealthily underweight, and on the very-slightly-tall side of average height.

I'm in an established relationship with Moons, but honestly, ship me with whatever feels right to you. I could not give fewer shpxf.

So, yea, this is a thing again. I'm opting in as of this post. Grundleplith, 20 years old, cismale AFAIK and definitely bi. Desc: On the tall and stocky side, white, usually wears polo shirt and khakis or cargo shorts depending on season, rectangular glasses, usually has stubble but of late has been making more of an effort to shave regularly. Shy when it comes to relationships, stoic otherwise. Enjoys cuddling, geeking out over nerd stuff, and cuddling while simultaneously geeking out over nerd stuff. Hates feeling uncertain or being left hanging, or not being able to comfort friends/partner(s) when needed. Some potential for hurt/comfort there... Also, kind of a sub Ahem. So yea. That's me.

I've not been active as much on the Board lately, but I'm still down for this.

A brief description: I'm tall, ~6 ft and 140 lbs, and I've got very long, fluffy hair. I either wear rather coordinated outfits and fancy clothes, or sweatpants + teeshirt + slippers. No inbetweens. I am the second twinkiest twink in the PPC (Iximaz claims that title and honor), but I certainly have the swagger for it. Currently in a relationship, but I go any which way, and have certainly been known to have casual flings.

Suggestions (assuming all parties opt in): Maslab/SillyPhilly, Ix/Geralt/Jaskier, GMA/The Actual God of Smut. Just some thoughts ;)

Hi! Y’all probably only see me on the Discord nowadays.

I’m open to being shipped with basically anyone. As for what I look like... well... this? (I’ve shaved recently, though, so feel free to leave the beard out) I’m 26, overall skinny, 5’11”, cismale, slowly creeping into bisexuality, and really, really affectionate.

Seriously, if you write anything with me, know that I love being in physical contact with people and will hug/glomp/cuddle basically anyone anytime.

Very androgynous, AFAB but with chest masculinization surgery. Short brown hair, green eyes, tall for a gal and short for a guy.

Ship me with most people, I don’t care. If Matt Cipher or SRPA opt in, don’t ship me with them.

My physical description is floating around if you look for it, so I'll let y'all look for it if you want to (or don't!).

The only things I have to add is that if Umbre opts in, please do not ship us. We're related.

On a much less serious note, my second addition is that I'm Aro/Ace, and as such literally any non-platonic ship is wildly OOC. Do with that as you will :3.

Alright, so I'm opting into this!

For description purposes, if you care about accuracy: I'm a 17-year-old (nearly 18!) cis female. 5'5", 100-and-change pounds. I've got long, wavy light brown hair that's usually pinned back from my face with barrettes. My preferred aesthetic is flowy dresses and shawls, but in practice I'm usually in pajamas or a t-shirt and jeans and have been known to casually lounge around naked on occasion. I have a lot of knitwear, which I'll wear regardless of the weather; most of it is heirlooms from Mom, so I'm pretty protective of it. I have a fondness for novelty socks.

I'm presently dating Cal, but am open to other ships! Keep things SF4M, of course.

Ship suggestions (these are all assuming people opt in): - Cal/yarn (because of course) - Ix/angst (also because of course) - Whatever combination of Voyd, EPL, Mikel, Granz, and Thoth (the Fate people) - Umbre or Silv/GMA (badfic finders extraordinaire) - GMA/lizards (look I had to okay) - Hidaney/the PPC's one collective brain cell (since he usually seems to have it) - If it's okay to suggest shipping myself with inanimate objects, me/my favorite hat. It's a green knit hat that used to be Mom's.