Subject: Happy birthday Tomash!
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Posted on: 2020-04-15 16:31:06 UTC
I do really could, I would have sent you a physical gift. Instead have this tomato gun that has the engravings of question marks( sadly it provides no tactical advantage other than looking cool).
~SomeRandomPersonAccount
The Earth has gone around the sun just about 24 times since I was born, and now I'm a few thousand miles from my spawn point... plus about 0.16 light-years if you account for the sun revolving around the galaxy, which I don't.
So, yeah. It's been nice spending about a decade of my life in this community and... [gets pulled off stage with a comically large cane before the speech drags on]
Let's all have cake!
holy frick I'm late
Conveniently, I learned how to make the praline recently. Here's a text-made second batch just for you, and hopefully I got better at controlling the sweetness:)
Here, have some of my Easter chocolate.
Now where did I leave my emergency chocolate stash? Birthdays are worth breaking into it for!
Though I'd save the emergency stash for post-angst recovery for your characters. :P
I do really could, I would have sent you a physical gift. Instead have this tomato gun that has the engravings of question marks( sadly it provides no tactical advantage other than looking cool).
~SomeRandomPersonAccount
Here, have some of my grandma's insanely delicious chocolate cake.
I'm all for insanely delicious cake
...that you haven't had experience with insanity-inducing cake. This should be quite ordinary!
But this is the PPC so...