Subject: Nameless Cross: Sharks Can Bite Back Even In Another World!
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Posted on: 2020-04-20 22:22:45 UTC

The year is Twenty-Mumblemumble. The game everyone's talking about - at least, everyone in the MMOJRPG scene - is Masterclass Online, a sprawling high-fantasy RPG with vast player customization options, enough lore to sink a battleship, excellent PVP and PVE opportunities, and Easter eggs that reference everything from classic anime series to Blackadder to the songs of Neil Young. The vast player base is supported by the fine folks at Super Happy Fun Time Games Incorporated. MaCO is a gigantic cash cow for the company, and they have a huge development team for whom terms like "scope management issues" and "feature creep" are key parts of the design document. Between them and the servers capable of supporting such a gargantuan endeavour, it is widely assumed among the player base (who are being entirely serious, honest) that SHaFT's developers are either robots from space, touched by the awakened madness of an elder god, or both. The main gimmick is that there are over eighty playable classes, but you don't just pick one when making a character - you pick two. This means that there are more than three thousand individual dual-class characters, or "crosses" as they're known in-game, for you to pick from. This is one of those games where you can easily spend a hundred hours in the character generation screens alone.

Our initial focus is on a young British player, or "shark" as they are known (since the game's common abbreviation sounds like "mako"), as she builds a new character. This is Sophie Richards, member of a high-ranking PVP and PVE group based in Japan. While conversationally fluent in both Japanese and Weeaboo, she doesn't have quite the same laser focus on PVP meta chasing as her other guildies. We see her briefly chatting to three of them as she works on the idea: Sugimoto Hayate, a shy mid-twenties otaku shut-in who plays DPS; Owari Eita, a headstrong but perpetually horny tank player; and Kobayashi Akemi, a demure and polite healer with a heart of gold. The four chat amiably, and it's clear they've been friends for a very long time. Sophie finishes making the character but has to go to bed; it's three in the morning and she's got work at the local Definitely Not Maccy D's in the morning. The others bid her farewell, gently ribbing her about her idea and telling her to be ready for the big raid next weekend.

The cross she's built uses the two least popular classes and least well-thought of in the entire game. From this, and the scattered design notes around her minuscule flat, it's clear that she loves doing this kind of thing. She finds joy in building quirky, edge-case, off-meta characters just as much as she does running herd in PVE raids and strategizing in grand guild-on-guild PVP battles. She goes to sleep, in her tiny bed in a rundown part of London, and dreams of being somewhere and someone else.

Next morning, just as Hayate, Eita, and Akemi are flattened by a speeding truck while waiting for a bus, Sophie is flattened by a speeding double-decker bus while looking for her co-worker's truck.

But, as any animé dork will tell you, this is not the end. The four are reunited - well, technically just plain united, since Sophie's on a different continent - in a limbo realm, wherein they are told by some manner of strange deity that they are to be reincarnated in a magical fantasy land of wondrous adventure... that just so happens to work almost exactly the way that Masterclass Online does. Yep, this is an isekai, and the four guildmates jump at the chance to travel to this incredible fantasy kingdom full of haughty elves, gruff dwarves, amiable halflings, and people running around dressed as Definitely Not Lelouch From Code Geass getting confused by the concept of turnips.

There's something of a catch, though. The four of them appear in the new world as the crosses they'd last logged into the game as. This means that while the other three were reincarnated as their max-level, hyper-competitive, fully-geared, meta-chasing, PVP-dominating characters, Sophie... doesn't. Sophie gets her janky, quirky, level-one character made from the two worst classes in the game. Sophie gets the cross so unused, so universally derided, that the SHaFT devs didn't even bother to give it a name. Her guildies look at her, with her basic gear and garbage stats and totally off-meta cross, and...

Leave.

They leave her alone, to fend for herself.

And Sophie's rightly furious about it. She resolves instantly to beat her so-called "friends" in single combat, grinding and strategizing and making the most out of every single advantage she can get, no matter how tiny, to make them lose. She's got a long journey ahead of her, though, so she'd best get started.


This is the opening of Nameless Cross, a fantasy isekai-style story I've been pondering for some time and am finally getting around to doing something with. It's intended to be a takedown of the sweaty, creepy, misogynistic power fantasy that isekai anime often devolves into, with the three villains of the piece being the kind of people who would be the protagonists of a more conventional entry in the genre. I wanted to share it with the PPC and indeed I did, initially on the Discord, where the absence of such minor things as "a plot" didn't get in the way of the premise capturing people's imaginations. Now that we've collectively ironed out more of the world of Mako, I feel like I can share what we've been doing with the Board.

This (WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT) is Nameless Cross's design document and worldbuilding bible, available in convenient spreadsheet form. There are, at present, sixty-seven named primary classes, and there are over a thousand named crosses. Each class plays differently and has an in-universe explanation of what they do. There are listings for Signatures, powerful endgame skills that the three antagonists have and Sophie obviously does not. There's a brief glossary of in-universe slang and player terminology. And there's more to be added. Much more.

I turn to the PPC, my peers, my colleagues, my dearest friends, to help me with this. I'm trying to build a fantasy world of endless possibilities, and I'd love it if you came along for the ride. And who knows?

Maybe I'll finish a light novel version of it, get it translated into Japanese, and have it turned into an anime one day.

Thank you all for reading, and for being my friends.

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