So, a while ago I made a version of the team rocket intro featuring my ideas for agents and it went like this:

“Prepare for trouble!”

“Make it double!”

“To protect the canon from violation!”

“To hunt all sues is our occupation!”

“To denounce the evils of awful fanon.”

“To extend our reach to every canon!”

“Frankie.”

“Mel!”

“PPC, sporking at the speed of light!”

“Surrender now or prepare to fight!”

“Beewoop! That’s right!”

Then earlier today I found a Pokémon x LOTR crossover where the team rocket trio was working for Sauron to steal the ring. Their intro speech went like this:

"Prepare for trouble!"

"And make it double!"

"To protect Middle-earth from devastation!"

"To unite all orcs within our nation!"

"To denounce the evils of fellowships and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"

"Hand over the ring or prepare to fight!"

"Meowth, that's right!"

So now I've decided to start a thread for other takes on the team rocket intro.