I suspect anomalous means were involved, although it would be quite a stretch of the Foundation's character to presume that they may use anomalies to forcibly recruit staff. Maybe the Gamers Against Weed are behind it.

In any case, I am officially announcing that I am going to take a break from this community, as my previous attempts to remain in two places at once have been unsuccessful. This break may be permanent, so in case I am eternally trapped in the sheer amount of material to read through or die at the hands of the Foundation's dangerous working conditions (although I still rate them leagues higher than the Flowers for the reason that they do make an attempt, and a high casualty rate is unavoidable in a horror continuum), I'd like to thank you for the good times.

Adios.

EDIT: It appears that my preference for one community over the other is affected by which one I have been in recently. Upon discovery of this clearly anomalous phenomenon, I have elected to turn myself over to the Foundation for containment as SCP-6789 until further notice. This means I may remain reasonably active in the community, though probably not as much as before.