For those of you who don't know, Midnight Sun, the perspective flip of Twilight with Edward taking the part of point of view character, released today. I've already taken a peek at it, and I can guarantee this thing is rife with opportunity for sporking.

So of course this means it's time for a dramatic reading! How does 8pm EST (so 5pm PST and 1am for us in the UK) sound?

And of course, an excerpt of the opening lines, just so y'all can see how bad this is going to be:

This was the time of day when I most wished I were able to sleep.

High school.

Or was purgatory the right word? If there were any way to atone for my sins, this ought to count toward the tally in some measure.