Probably most of you don't even know who I am, but... I've been around here for two and a bit years (!) and I've been lurking for most of them.

My parents, in their infinite wisdom, have decided that I need to focus more on my studies and spend less time online. So they're making me quit. I need to start living in the real world, apparently, and I can't do that when I'm here or writing fanfiction. I'm not exactly happy with this, obviously, but I know I'm not getting them to change their minds, however hard I try.

So this is goodbye, then.

I've had a great time here. I'm glad you let me play in your universe for a while, and I've learnt a lot about writing through being here. It's been fun, and insane in the best possible way. Thanks for putting up with me. I'll miss you, and hopefully one day I'll come back.

So long, and thanks for all the fish. insert other references here

Bye, everyone.