Subject: *wears piratey outfit, begins singing*
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Posted on: 2012-09-19 09:19:00 UTC
We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs...
*sets up a replica of the Black Pearl, lounges around on deck drinking rhum* and singing*
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
*no, that's not a misspelling. Rhum is a PPC drink created from a typo. It makes you talk like Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?
Avast! The most pirrrrrratey day o' the year be here! It be time ta put on yer hat, grab yer stuffed parrot, an' make some land lubbers walk that plank!
'Ere, I be havin' some hats for ye foolish fellows what haven't got any. Bleepgrog too!
Ye he, ye he, I think I be a'doin' something wrong...
hS (technically it's still TLAPD in at least four timezones...)
At noon we keelhaul the Sues!
Pass me th' Bleepgrog, me hearties! The day be long 'head o' us an' there be Sues ter kill an' badfic to pillage, arr!
Now ay been sittin' in me hist'ry class today, and ther subject was how ther English lubbers hired pirates t' attack ther French an' ther Spaniards. An' he was be'n' serious too.
Now quit yer land lubbin' an' grab some Bleepgrog. Savvy?
Ahoy matey! Me an' my parrot Polly 'ere'll be drinkin' that there Bleepgrog! Them Mary Sue landlubbers'll be floatin' down in Davey Jones's locker when we're done with 'em.
Aye, I've got a pirrratey hat, ma Gospel of the Flyin' Spaghetti Monster, and a two-by-faarrr fer a plank!
Yar har harrrr! Me Freebootaz iz goin' lootin' today!
I be writan stoof! Non-PPC fanfic stoof! Iz involve da one Bionicle ship what gotz almost canon but iz still not canonz because Mata Nui 'least iz ace an' arom an' also still not got da bits, even if Kiina iz able ta have a massive hero-worshippin' crush on 'im.
I also be scoutan dat Green Devil guy's work, Boss! 'E's got diz one ovver fic at least what'z tie-in wit' da horri-fic. Iz called, uh, "Fire an' Ice". Iz tie-in to chappie one o' "Da Greatest Love". We gonna go choppy-shooty, Boss?
-chugz Bleeprum too. Lotsa Bleeprum.-
WE'ZE GOT FICS TO STOMP AND GITZ TA KRUMP! WAAAGH!
To all of you scratching your heads and wondering if we've snapped completely, have some Orks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo&feature=player_embedded#!
Hmmm... I wunder if we could start a roleplay, yarrrgh!
Tha' be soundin' like a respectible idear, matey!
-dons pirate hat and an eyepatch-
We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs...
*sets up a replica of the Black Pearl, lounges around on deck drinking rhum* and singing*
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
*no, that's not a misspelling. Rhum is a PPC drink created from a typo. It makes you talk like Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?