Subject: [Snorts]
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Posted on: 2012-09-22 08:19:00 UTC

how you get a trilogy out of The Hobbit other than by showing all of the walking

"Coming Winter 2013... from the team that brought you The Lord of the Rings... The Hobbit II: On A Path In Mirkwood!

"There is walking!

"There is moaning!

"There is the climbing of a tree!

"See the climactic crossing of the river! Gasp as Bombur falls in! Gaze in awe as he rambles about food for the final half hour! Witness the inability of Bilbo to make anything better! THE HOBBIT: OAPIM, coming soon to a cinema near you!"

hS

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