Subject: I'm not quite sure how to tell you that you are less durable than a house. =] (nm)
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Posted on: 2020-10-04 08:44:42 UTC
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Question about surviving a lightning strike. by
on 2020-10-03 16:35:14 UTC
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So, I was thinking of putting in a deconstruction of Did-You-Just-Flip-Off-C'thulhu in the mission, as one Agent flips off the Mary Sue (who has weather control) with both hands. How long would said Agent be in Medical afterwards?
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So, what does a lightning strike actually do? by
on 2020-10-03 18:36:32 UTC
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According to Wikipedia, that bastion of medical knowledge, the problem with a lightning strike isn't so much the burns or seizures or hearing loss or looking a bit like 1970s wallpaper. It's the fact that because it's a thumping great dose of electricity to your internal organs, all of which operate on electrical signals, you can go into full-blown cardiac arrest. If you're looking at a direct strike, you've got to contend with your agent going into multiple organ failure - the best thing you can do in that regard is try and keep them stable and aerated, which might be trickier than it looks. Lightning's also really really hot, and makes the air in your lungs really really hot. Not only can this cause severe burns, but you also have to deal with the effects of the air in your lungs suddenly expanding to a dramatic extent. We're talking multiple smashed ribs here.
So basically, the Medical department's treatment for a direct lightning strike boils down to "fling them in a bacta tank and hope you got them in it quick enough". You're probably looking at well over a week in one of those. Probably closer to a month if it's really bad.
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Also... by
on 2020-10-05 12:36:01 UTC
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What would the gestation period for a Centaur be? Also, what physical and emotional effects does pregnancy have on mares? And how would these effects and the effects in humans average out in a Kentauride?
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That's a complex question. by
on 2020-10-05 18:26:16 UTC
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The best answer is probably "It's magic, don't overthink it," but this is the PPC. Let's overthink it. {= )
So, the average gestation period for a human baby is 40 weeks, or 280 days.
The average gestation period for a foal is 48.5 weeks, or 340 days. That's, um, a lot. Almost a whole year.
However, a human baby and a foal have very different levels of physical development at birth. A human baby is completely helpless at birth; it needs to be carried in order to feed and to get around. A foal can stand up to suckle shortly after it's born, and it's able to run with its mother not long after that. Even if you let a human baby cook an extra couple of months, it will still be completely helpless, so simply using a mare's average gestational period won't help. We'll have to completely reimagine the entire process.
First, a centaur is a mash-up of a prey animal and an apex predator. Fortunately, both halves are social creatures. This is fortunate, because it means a centaur mother can rely on her family for protection while she and her baby are vulnerable. This means a centaur baby doesn't necessarily have to be at such a high level of development as a foal when it's born. It can be a little smaller, maybe small enough to be carried in an absolute emergency. This will make the birthing process easier, too, and we should take every opportunity we can to do that since we already have a lot of moving parts to worry about. (Ideally, a centaur baby would probably come out head first and arms back, like a human baby, and forefeet first, like a foal.)
So, the baby doesn't necessarily need to be able to walk when it's born. It does need to be able to feed without being carried, though, because that would just be absurdly awkward. Assuming her mammaries are located on her human torso, as most commonly depicted, Centaur!Mom probably feeds Baby while kneeling, and may use her arms to help hold Baby in the proper position if Baby needs help supporting its head and torso. But, I would guess that Baby can probably do this without too much trouble after, say, a few days to a week.
But, hold on. It normally takes a human baby about six months after birth to build up enough strength to hold up its head. Does that mean we're looking at an 78-plus-40 weeks pregnancy?
It could. It wouldn't even be totally unheard of: elephants have an average gestational period of about 94 weeks, or nearly two years. Yeah. Imagine that, if you dare.
You know what? Let's go with that. Give that extremely complex human brain as much time as possible to develop its ability to control its extremely complex body before birth. A two-year+ gestation should just about do that. The development of the horsey parts can probably be slowed down much more easily than the rest of the process can be sped up.
As to how this very long process will affect Mom physiologically and emotionally at various stages, I could not begin to guess. You could look up how pregnancy affects mares as a starting point, though. And maybe research elephants while you're at it.
... But seriously, the best answer is still "It's magic, don't overthink it." {; )
~Neshomeh
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You beat me to the punch by
on 2020-10-06 01:11:49 UTC
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I was planning on this huge
bookanswer about the intricacies of pregnancy and the development of babies in various mammals. I’m probably on several watchlists after looking up stuff like “emotional status of pregnant women” and “how weak are newborn babies,” but it’s worth it anyway. I’m an overthinking, science-minded person and proud of it.But yeah, your answer is good enough.
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Feel free to expand on it. by
on 2020-10-07 15:36:02 UTC
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To be honest, I lost my train of thought and sort of gave up about halfway in. If you've got more to add, I'd read it. {= )
~Neshomeh
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She'll have to reduce its power... by
on 2020-10-03 21:43:37 UTC
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...lest she destroy herself, along with Malfoy Manor.
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I'm not quite sure how to tell you that you are less durable than a house. =] (nm) by
on 2020-10-04 08:44:42 UTC
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