Greetings and Merry Christmas. You may remember seeing my name, a not-so-clever reference to Ki no Tsurayuki, on the wiki as someone who suggested a badfic from a fandom not yet covered by the comm – Touken Ranbu – on the claimed list. I don't know what took me so long to formally join the Board, but here I am, as a seasoned ficcer and Das Sporker, qualified JLPT N2-level Japanese user and Japanese culture enthusiast, to introduce to you all the bad, Suetastic, weeabooistic horrors I've encountered in my fandoms: major focus on Touken Ranbu and Onmyōji (2016 mobile game by NetEase Inc.), minor focus on Bungo to Alchemist.

As those familiar with Das Sporking may know, I am hardcore into tanka poetry and always sign off my DS posts with them (except tables of contents). This is how I will end this intro: with my own amateur home-spun verses.

小夜中に　薄茶と香る　花椿
真冬の雪に　にほひそめたり
Sayonaka ni　usucha to kaoru　hana tsubaki
mafuyu no yuki ni　nioi some tari
_{Camellia blossoms that smell like weak tea in the night are starting to bloom in the snow of winter.}