Subject: (sidles in)
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Posted on: 2013-06-24 22:57:00 UTC
So, I've not been welcoming many of the newbies lately, despite seeing several of you arrive in another rapid burst. I may need one of those trademark gifts that some people send all the time, so I can create proper welcoming posts more often. Hmm.
Anyway, since we share the Bionicle fandom, I can give you this Kanohi Kakama! Super speed is always useful!
So yeah, the wiki said I should post here to introduce myself, so... hi, I guess? >
...I don't know what to tyyyyyyyyype~ TT
Welcome, welcome! From what I'm reading, it seems that you're fitting in just fine with the insanity that is the PPC. Hmmm...a Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy fan, eh? I should have the perfect gift around here somewhere...
*rummages through bag of holding*
Aha! Have a replica Brotherhood! But since it was won off of Gilgamesh, it might not square with the original.
So I have a few questions;
1. Have you read the original series with Jay and Acacia? IF not it's pretty easy to find. (In the case that you can't find it I'll give you a link.)
2. What are your fandoms?
3. How'd you find out abou the PPC?
Here, have this incredibly alluring shiny red button. Under no circumstances should it be pressed. Ever. That said, welcome to the PPC! :D
-- Len
Thankee! ^^ *hides button in alternate plane of reality to resist the temptation*
Hi, have some fudge!
:D
Don't worry about not knowing what to type, what matters is that you made the post.
Anyway. I have a tradition of giving newbies dangerous (and Fun) gifts. So, in continuation of that I have here for you:
A set of MJOLNIR Mark VIII Powered Armor, fitted to you (or your Agent, as the case may be).
A stuffed pig with a China Lake grenade launcher in a zipper compartment inside.
A SPNKr Missile Launcher, and a Hammerspace ammo pouch which shouldn't run out for at least a decade.
Have fun, and Welcome Aboard!
This is... This all seems fairly destructive. :o
...ah, who am I kidding? You can never have too many suits of powered armor. :D Thankee~
*puts Mark VIII armor into bodygear pouch of JRPG inventory, next to miniaturized Exo-Toa suit and DMC-882 armor*
*allocates SPNKr launcher and ammo to explosivekind strife specibus*
*marvels at how incredibly huggable the grenade-pig is*
Don't worry, that hit me the first time I introduced myself on the board :)
Have some bleepolate ice cream!
So, social awkwardness for the... lose, I guess? :P
Ice cream? Ooh, I knew I shouldn't have filled up on fudge just now. :/ *stores ice cream in plothole freezer*
Greetings, new friend! Have a slipper lobster!
...a what now? :| *totally confused*
One of my favorites!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slipper_lobster
Ooh, nice name!
Newbie Gift! Have an Infinite Notebook, lined, with urple covers and wilver binding. Don't blind yourself!
What are your fandoms?
Obviously you've been on the Wiki, but have you read the Constitution?
Have you ever met a polka-dotted hedgehog? Mine was orange and purple.
-Aila
[insert instinctive vitriol-filled rant about the "waves" pun here]
*ahem*
...yeah, there's a long story behind that. :P *moving on*
Oh, sweet, new notebook. Seems kinda easy to get lost in, but maybe if I use a few portfolio colored tab thingies I could OH DEAR GOD MY EYES ARE ON FIRE AUGH AUGH AUGH
[insert ocular implant surgery here]
...welp, that happened. 8|
Right, so fandoms... Kinda tends to vary over time, but I'm currently finding myself obsessing mostly over BIONICLE stuff (which is kind of a constant) and Metal Gear stuff (despite having never played the games :P), with some Dragon Quest and Kingdom Hearts and MAYBE Final Fantasy (since I haven't played any FF, either) on the side. As for other stuff, I can think of StarCraft, Star Wars, Doctor Who, and, to a lesser extent, Harry Potter and Redwall.
I did in fact read the Constitution the first time I went on the wiki, and did so again shortly before doing my intro post thingy here. Remembering everything, on the other hand... >_Never met a polka-dotted hedgehog, but I DID once get scratched by a terrified mole I foolishly tried picking up at a BSA summer camp. :/
Also, I've been looking at Gundam, Transformers, NGE, and Devil May Cry stuff oddly frequently as of late. And waiting for Homestuck to break the internet again. *shrug*
So, I've not been welcoming many of the newbies lately, despite seeing several of you arrive in another rapid burst. I may need one of those trademark gifts that some people send all the time, so I can create proper welcoming posts more often. Hmm.
Anyway, since we share the Bionicle fandom, I can give you this Kanohi Kakama! Super speed is always useful!
GLORIOUS. More Kanohi are always useful! :D (especially since I've been nursing the idea of using a couple of Toa from my early fanfics as agents, provided I actually end up going on missions. :P Now, if only I could use that Kakama in real life, it's certainly clear up my issues with deadlines these days...)
You're as crazy as me!
Ooh, Redwall? That's what got me into fantasy in the first place!
Are moles cute? I can't remember.
-Aila
I wouldn't say "crazy". "Silly" would probably be more apt. Now, the guys in the chatroom I've been frequenting for the past nine months? THEY are crazy. Compared to them, I play the straight man.
Don't read Redwall stuff too much these days, but back in junior high, I used to finish a novel within the span of a day. I stopped reading the series at Doomwyte, and even then I was mostly just checking out books from the library.
Moles... Eh, that would be a matter of taste. Google image search, maybe?
That's how I got interested in the PPC in the first place. :)