Subject: Now that's just cursed.
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Posted on: 2021-02-03 18:31:53 UTC
It wouldn't just be painful, it'd be super tedious to clean up. Well, without magic, at least.
(Also, I think I missed your introduction post, so hello!)
I read a fic a while back where Draco and Harry (yeah, it was one of those) used chunky peanut butter for a lube. Not the smooth kind, the chunky kind. Sounds painful, and extremely unhygienic.
Do they intentionally choose to use it in the fic, or do they only realize later? Also, (gets Cuppa flashbacks)
Peanut butter is on the list already, but apparently it wasn't crunchy when first sighted. *shudder*
Since I'm trying to collect references for these things, link, please? (Or you can add it yourself if you're comfortable doing so!)
~Neshomeh, who is finding the backposts of the Weepingcock LJ comm (NSFW if that's not obvious) to be a hilarious if mentally scarring read. ^_^
Sorry ‘bout that.
It wouldn't just be painful, it'd be super tedious to clean up. Well, without magic, at least.
(Also, I think I missed your introduction post, so hello!)