...causing a major space-time distortion while the universe tries to figure out how that's physically possible* Thanks for the gifts and wishes (I feel like a broken record)! Party's now officially over, but thanks for stopping by!

Huzzah! Hydrophobic water for everyone!

Happy, happy birthday! Here, I found this just for you! /dispenses pumpkin cookies/

-rifles through pockets-
-tosses out Not!Cake- No, sorry, can't give that; that's a lie.
-tosses out Pi Pie- Nope...
-straightens up with a basket of pastries from Bakery Street- Here you go, some Sherloaf Holmes, some Johnnycake Wheatsons, some Mycrust Holmes, some Lestrudel... yeah, you get the point. Happy birthday!

-sings a bad rendition of the birthday song from 'The Emperor's New Groove'-

STREAMERS! -throws streamers-

The day may be almost over, but the night is young! *hands out noisemakers to random passersby* Let's have some fun! :3

Happy Birthday! Hope you have an excellent year!

*Hands Ponystar17 a large sponge with 'jam' filling.*
Nope, not derived from Water at all.

*Produces a large, sticky, chocolate-fudge cake.*

Thank you for the gifts and birthday wishes, everyone! They will be treasured and/or eaten and/or fed to my imaginary goldfish.

*blows noisemaker*

Have a sack of pebbles and a basket of Bleeprin-berries.

*Takes the opportunity to throw cake in your face but misses. Decides to eat it instead, because wasting the rest of a cake is a heinous crime.*

Mmmm, not-vanilla flavored. Anyone up for a game of Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Balrog?

Happy birthday! Here, have a triple chocolate cupcake (that's chocolate cake with chocolate icing and chocolate sprinkles).