Have an origami boat :)

Hey there, welcome! Feel free to poke around the Wiki, but I wouldn't recommend doing what I did and start out by reading the Legendary missions. If you do, then you'll just want to read the badfics themselves, and that way lies madness. And also great missions, but mostly madness.

Here's an invite! https://discord.gg/89tcdR3PUm

Welcome to the PPC! I'm guessing you've already read through the Original Series, but if you haven't yet, that's a must-read!

The Discord has been semi-locked thanks to a very persistent troll who likes to slip in and make things difficult for everyone, so the Wiki page is sadly a bit outdated in that we need mods to approve of newbies to the server. I've pinged them and hopefully you'll get a link soon. :)

Glad to have you with us, and again—welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay here.

Fortunately for you, not many pages are about particular badfic, and you'll be good when it comes to knowing how the PPC works.

I wonder how many people have even read the entire wiki. Or how they'd know unless they explicitly set out to do so.

Fellow gamer over here. Feel free to have a donut 🍩

It's always great to meet new people.

Have a mini snek!

Glad to have you here. For your newbie gift, have a stuffed narwhal and a carved wooden spork!