Subject: Dear Agents: When you get your new lightsaber...
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Posted on: 2021-05-04 23:20:25 UTC
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Couldn't resist. This is fun. ^_^
~Neshomeh
It's Star Wars day! That means it's time to sit back and hum your favourite piece of music from the films - whether it be the Main Theme, Cantina Band, Imperial March, Duel of the Fates, or my personal favourite, Binary Sunset.
(There is a huge playlist of the entire Episodes 1-6 Remastered Soundtrack, if you have six hours or so to spare.)
Also! Continuing the theme of my TARDIS generator, Minion generator, and Fire Lizard generator...
The Daily Lightsaber Generator
Running on Javascript, so enable that; it's tested on Chrome, IE, Edge, and whatever Android comes with and shows no issues. You can look at the daily lightsaber (today's has some snazzy steel-blue and gold trim), cycle through a series of random ones, or pull up the canon sabers on which the generator is based. Depending on your browser, you may also be able to right-click and save the image - Chrome does, but IE doesn't seem to.
In the future I will pull across the "Enter your name" code from the Fire Lizard generator, but I don't want to do so until the answers are stable, and I'm still adding to this one.
On which note! Any requests for which canon sabers I should add to the mix? Unfortunately they need to be straight-hilted single-blade sabers, so Darth Maul, Count Dooku, and Kylo Ren are out of luck. (I am deeply irritated that the Darth Caedus saber appears to be purely fan-created, but it's canon sabers only for the nonce.)
hS, da da da DAAAA da, da da da DUM
I'm not really in the Star Wars fandom, but the original trilogy is great. Thanks for getting the Imperial March stuck in my head.
Corran's was made from a speeder bike throttle assembly, so that probably won't cut it.
Also, does the red-and-yellow hilt belong to an Agent recruited from the 1880's or '90's of the US who was a diehard Louisville Colonels† fan?
†A now-defunct Major League baseball team, 1882-1899. According to Wikipedia, red and yellow close to those were their color scheme,
Be sure to watch the training video required by Upstairs. Otherwise you will not be authorized to use it.
Couldn't resist. This is fun. ^_^
~Neshomeh
Agent Thalia requests a lightsaber of her own. Her author is not going to give her one.