Subject: DAL-EKS ARE SU-PE-RIOR AT SO-CIAL DI-STAN-CING!
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Posted on: 2021-12-20 14:14:04 UTC
OUR EX-TER-NAL CA-SINGS ENSURE ALL ATTEMPTS AT IN-FIL-TRATION BY IM-PURI-TIES AND PUNY VI-RUSES WILL BE FU-TILE! YOU WEAK HUMANS CAN-NOT HOPE TO RE-PLI-CATE THE SU-PERIORITY OF DALEK CA-SINGS! MASKS AND VAC-CINES WILL HAVE TO SU-FFICE!
VACC-IN-ATE! VACC-IN-ATE! VACC-IN-ATE OR BE EX-TER-MINATED!
To mark the holiday season and me being bored because my laptop is currently in for repairs, I’m going to be drawing some pictures of a couple peoples’ agents. It’ll be a mix of holiday stuff and summery stuff, because it’s currently summer in New Caledonia.
For day one, we have Zingenmir’s agents Naergondir and Dawn McKenna taking advantage of Chez Thorondil’s temporary chocolate sale. Gotta get the bonbons before they’re gone-gone! /ba dum tss
I already have a list of scenarios drafted, but I’m always open to deviating or adding in other agents, so please feel free to volunteer yours. Please link me to visual references if you do. Permission is not required to volunteer your victims agents, but I do highly prefer it.
Happy holidays!
I'm late to this thread, but I love your art- and thank you for sharing it!
Ekwy’s agents Moira and Blank! St Lucia is a Scandinavian Christmas tradition. I know it was on the 13th, but better late than never :P
And a very accurate Lucia!
(Yes, I am still around, I have just been on holiday for the past week so I couldn't comment until now!)
My students are learning about Lucia (and other different holiday traditions), so I thought it’d be fun to illustrate something that isn’t just the usual holiday stuff. I’m glad it’s accurate!
Agent Morgan loses Whamageddon, and, in hS’s words, “demonstrates once again why she has such a reputation for reasonable and proportionate reactions.”
Dis and the Agent’s t-shirts do exist! I referenced some Doctor Who Christmas t-shirts.
Jenni Robinson and Ilraen-Aroline-Fothergill in human morph, feat. a Guns and Roses parody shirt that Nesh designed.
A bit of a closeup:
It’s my birthday so I drew something self-indulgent haha
New Caledonia has a lychee festival at Houaïlou in December each year! Liu Siyuan’s favourite fruit is lychee, so of course he would go. Also here are Jenni Robinson, Jacques Bonnefoy, Gall, Derik, and their kid Gadrik.
Closeups:
The 19th is not only the 20th anniversary of the FotR movie release, but also the start of Hobbit Yuletide! Naturally, Agent Kaitlyn of the Department of Floaters/Department of Character Protective Services wants to commemorate the occasion.
L to R: Alice the Mearas, Pâquerette Sacquet, agent!hS, Kaitlyn, Hild the Dunlending, Jareth the Uruk-hai (yes. I had to), Hypatia. Most of these are hS’s agents haha
(Edited to reflect Kaitlyn’s actual departments. Whoops ;P)
Continuity Council: Gallifrey Floats
L to R: the Notary, the Disentangler, the Agent, the Reader, the Aviator, Morgan, and the Fisherman. Featuring guest star Dalek agent Omicron.
Wobbles tries to bring some holiday cheer to the Notary. The Notary isn’t having it.
Closeup of the Notary’s presents:
Yes, she sent tax forms to Morgan and the Disentangler.
It’s Summer Solstice in New Caledonia, which is of course a great time to have a bonfire (though if you ask Agent Dafydd, any time is a great time to have a bonfire :P)
My agents Eledhwen and Christianne, plus some other HQ couples: Dafydd and Constance, Gall and Derik, The Reader and Naya, Ix and Charlotte, and if you squint, Jacques and Jenni. Some background buddies who are also there are: Mandy Singh and Lin Wei-ting, and Kaguya Hazama and Momoka Shigisawa.
Yes, that is a Groot-kind or Ent or general walking tree agent. They’re friends with DMFF Agent Rosalie, who is a naiad and is right next to them.
Yes, that is a Mary Sue in the bonfire. No, I don’t know which Sue it is :P
I referenced some of hS’s sketches and stuff of New Cal for this, so thanks!
HQ’s party animals (Jacques Bonnefoy, Luxury, Dax), now performing “Jingle Bell Rock” from Mean Girls!
Also a version without hair pieces:
Yes, these are very modest costumes for all three of them. You don’t want to see their after dark costumes. Trust me.
It’s Christmas Eve! I’m having a proper Japanese Christmas, so I thought Kaguya and Momoka could also enjoy one — except it’s also summer, so they’re dressed down :P
Christmas peppermint 🤝 Japanese summer chocolate mint, so Momoka has a mint chip popsicle haha
One last picture! Here’s the Illian-Sims family making some very Middle-earthian gingerbread art…
L to R: Tanfin, Daphne, gingerbread Two Trees, Dafydd, Oleander, gingerbread Bag End, Constance, Belladonna, gingerbread Minas Tirith, and Jasmine. Yes, Jasmine is wearing an ugly PPC jumper. :P
ETA: Let’s pretend I remembered how much of his arm Dafydd actually lost + forgot to mention that hS enabled a good deal of this so thank you for that hahah
I love everything about this, but particularly the very plausible Two Gingerbread Trees. Thank you very much!
(Does this mean they've officially moved to New Cal now? I picked out a house for them and all!)
hS
Guyatchi showing some legs is exactly what I need this holiday season 😂
Is that a bucket of KFC on the table? Is KFC a Japanese Christmas thing? Is... is it kinda like the trope that lonely/broke/lazy people in the USA order Chinese take-out on holidays, because those places happen to be open, or is KFC considered way more classy in Japan than it is here? {X D
~Neshomeh isn't judging, she's having freezer-aisle junk food tonight (but Proper Holiday Food tomorrow).
The lore is that because turkey isn’t a thing here, foreigners living in Japan resorted to KFC for Christmas dinner. Then Japanese people picked up on that (and the Christmas cake) and incorporated it into their traditions. I don’t know how accurate it is — KFC could have just done a great ad campaign back in the day and became associated with Christmas dinner. The point is more to have some fried chicken because you can’t get roast turkey here as easily.
That being said Japanese KFC is pretty good (well, not as greasy as American KFC and smaller portions) though the lack of mashed potatoes is egregious :P They also frequently have collaborations with Peanuts where you get a free bowl or cup (and it’s a nice ceramic one, too) if you buy a box meal.
This year I actually reserved my KFC bucket like… a month in advance. We got a bucket of chicken and tenders, a microwaveable lasagna-like thing, a brownie cake, and a decorative plate.
He probably lit it.
I love the DAS geeks making an appearance in the background; goodness, they actually look happy for once! Clearly Wei-ting doesn't know what Mandy's planning for their next experiment...
hS
Pretty big thing for LSY’s arc this Lunar New Year: the boy’s moving out of HQ to New Cal! He’ll be having a housewarming party and they’re invited :P Bring something red, gold, and/or representing good luck.
I feel like the glitter just sort of... falling into a heap next to the tragic tree really gets these two, y'know? ^_^
(My theory on the gifts: the Notary knew full well they'd be returned. This way, she guaranteed she'd receive some parcels of things she actually liked.)
hS
(But really... Omicron? Now? No wonder Fish looks worried!)
hS
OUR EX-TER-NAL CA-SINGS ENSURE ALL ATTEMPTS AT IN-FIL-TRATION BY IM-PURI-TIES AND PUNY VI-RUSES WILL BE FU-TILE! YOU WEAK HUMANS CAN-NOT HOPE TO RE-PLI-CATE THE SU-PERIORITY OF DALEK CA-SINGS! MASKS AND VAC-CINES WILL HAVE TO SU-FFICE!
VACC-IN-ATE! VACC-IN-ATE! VACC-IN-ATE OR BE EX-TER-MINATED!
...we've got our next ship for the badfic games!
...Ship? No?
[tomato]
I believe this is the first time any of these characters other than Kaitlyn have been illustrated (plus maybe Alice), so this is really cool! I assume Takua gave Jareth the wig and told him it was a festive tradition. It's been six years since he first wore it, and he's far too proud to admit she tricked him.
I adore Pâquerette, who as far as I recall was just a throwaway name for a New Cal Hobbit. Now she's a proper character! Hild looks properly fun too; clearly I'm going to have to do more with Team Isengard in the future.
(Kaitlyn wishes she was DOOCH. She's Floaters/DCPS, as caseworker for Merry and Pippin, and has far too much of a work ethic to actually join the Hobbit Fan Club Department.)
hS
Was just looking at her Wiki page and went “hold on” — her Shireboo must have been showing too hard if I assumed she was in DOOCH hahah.
I’m glad you like the designs!! If you do more with Team Isengard or Pâquerette let me know :)
I like your drawings. Now I think I will have to try drawing my agents. Have a homemade blueberry pie!
I love pie! And blueberries. Two great things that go great together.
May you receive as many lychees as you could wish (is that how the blessing goes?).
hS
Yes, that is how the blessing goes, and yes that’s a dangerous amount of lychees :P
Ilraen: *takes first sip of real, freshly made World One eggnog*
Jenni: How is it?
Ilraen: ...
Jenni: Wow. And here I thought that was a face only Farilan would ever get to see!
(( I am very, very fond of that t-shirt. ^_^
~Neshomeh ))
Probably. Maybe probably. Not if they bought her a drink to apologise.
hS
I’ll get a link up as soon as I figure out how to get Zara’s and Diamond’s pictures on their page. Also, your art is cool!
There’s a sort of media upload page that collects all the pictures uploaded to the Wiki. After you put it there, you take the file name from it (so like Acacia.png) and add it to the info box section that allows for pictures.
Thanks!