I had reviewed fanfic a while back, now I guess is the time I reveal some. The Project And The Plumber is a prime example of Gary Studom, where the main character, "Rick", supplants Mario in the canon of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. Having relations with any and all women he encounters, essentially at will, Rick casually overpowers every obstacle set before him, being blessed with essentially limitless abilities. It follows the plot of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door roughly beat-by-beat, but tries to layer another plot about super soldiers escaping from parallel worlds on top of it. Needless to say it fails both as an original plot and a novelization.

It's also a lemon, but I don't remember too much about those scenes. I want to go and do a proper Mission for this myself, but if you want to beat me to it while I'm waiting for permission, be my guest.

It may have been edited since I did my review.