Subject: Just ignore this. I'm an idiot.
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Posted on: 2022-03-18 11:58:08 UTC
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Shipfest Signups! (opt-in only) by
on 2022-03-16 18:55:52 UTC
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Try to keep it PG-13 ish and respect people's wishes. If you have anything you don't want in stories written about you, please say so. A brief description including pronouns would be helpful. This is also the thread for suggesting ships. Please provide some sort of silly justification.
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Sorry I'm Late! by
on 2022-03-23 12:58:01 UTC
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Been on holiday and wasn't really paying attention to the Board at the time (also being a bit of a lurker atm doesn't help i guess).
He/Him, late 20s very dark brown hair, short beard/moutstache. Tall. Normally Asexual but for this go wild.
Used to be called Storme Hawk, so have had plenty of match ups with other people with birds in their names (or translations of bird (hS)).
Nova
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A wizard is never late, Nova Baggins. He arrives precisely when he's shippable. (nm) by
on 2022-03-23 14:30:14 UTC
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Opting in! by
on 2022-03-19 01:50:13 UTC
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Heya all. Shipfest! Woo!
I'm opting in. I'm Cicada, she/her pronouns. I have short curly brown hair, bushy eyebrows, and am 5' 6". Though you don't need to include any of that, feel free to do whatever. I'm ace/aro irl, but I'm comfortable being written however. I'd ask not to be shipped with anyone under 18.
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Cicada/Gandalf: Bushy eyebrows ship! (nm) by
on 2022-03-20 00:05:17 UTC
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Cicada/Phobos - bushy eyebrows/massive beard (nm) by
on 2022-03-20 15:20:02 UTC
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And thus, I'll work on a Google Doc. by
on 2022-03-18 23:07:39 UTC
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Excluding the selfships I proposed (because I was just joking and I forgot), here we go. Obviously, I'll update as we go.
Not meaning to take your job, Claire, but I feel like updating a Doc is much easier than updating a post on the Board.
-kA, who forgot that selfshipping was not an unwritten rule, it was a written one. Whoops! Very sorry!
(Edit: Clarification)
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It's fine. Thanks. (nm) by
on 2022-03-19 01:01:12 UTC
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Yes, but actually Kittyauthor/Scarlett. by
on 2022-03-18 23:55:57 UTC
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Because "baps". I'm not sure whether we're talking bread rolls or some kind of euphemism, but as the two proponents of light and gentle baps, you clearly belong together.
hS
PS: Any chance of you adding the opt-ins and conditions to the doc? Just as a quick-reference guide; for descriptions we can come back to the thread.
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Added opt-ins and their conditions! by
on 2022-03-19 00:32:41 UTC
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Anyone not listed is not opted-in.
-kA
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"Baps" are slightly forceful taps. "Light baps" are just the friendly version, sorta like... by
on 2022-03-19 00:19:26 UTC
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elbowing a friend, not meant to harm anyone. Or, at least, that's how I see it.
As for opt-in lists, I can do that... probably. It shouldn't be too hard, since everyone made it clear and seperate from what I can see, so sure! It'll just take a few minutes.
-kA
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That's what you *want* us to think. [eyebrow waggle] (nm) by
on 2022-03-19 07:58:59 UTC
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I would say Scapegrace/hS, but that was already suggested by
on 2022-03-19 14:21:46 UTC
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Because both of you were bapped, and you're clearly implying that baps = love arrows.
-kA
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Opting in. by
on 2022-03-18 13:12:59 UTC
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Male pronouns, you can see me slightly de-aged on my wiki profile.
(Weird to see me wearing a watch, my current one lost the straps so I just keep it in my pocket. Which is actually incredibly convenient, because it can't get caught on stuff at work and slow down my work speed!)
—doctorlit
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doctorlit/ClaireBook by
on 2022-03-19 14:01:49 UTC
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I mean, obviously, right? ClaireBOOK, doctorLIT. With books as an optional third party. {; P
~Neshomeh
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Books are never optional! Fully required! (nm) by
on 2022-03-20 14:35:43 UTC
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doctorlit/a chef by
on 2022-03-19 12:46:34 UTC
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Doc's various food crimes are legendary in the Discord, so pairing him with a chef would be amazing. My initial thought was Gordon Ramsay, but Gordo hasn't opted in yet. =]
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doctorlit/the Gourmet by
on 2022-03-19 18:33:58 UTC
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The Gourmet is a chef from Skyrim who is responsible for penning this recipe book. I'm sure they'll have a great time together. {; >
~Neshomeh
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This might be an odd one... by
on 2022-03-19 01:44:57 UTC
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doctorlit/Swamp Thing, or doctorlit/any sentient ecosystem. Idk, I just read a webcomic, Skin Horse, that had a romance involving a sapient swamp (long story) and I liked the idea. So I guess I can imagine Doc hanging out with an ecosystem, mossy vines draped lightly and lovingly over his shoulders as he reads a nice book to the embodiment of a forest.
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doctorlit/literature because he loves literature. by
on 2022-03-18 17:58:46 UTC
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doctorlit/Bilbo Baggins
doctorlit/Frodo Baggins
Bonding over books and tea.
doctorlit/Gandalf
Also bonding over books and tea.
doctorlit/Neshomeh
hanging out being absolute book geeks
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doctorlit/The Doctor by
on 2022-03-18 17:19:37 UTC
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Probably the 4th doctor, because the both have doctor in their alias!
-kA, who is just throwing things together at this point
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This is also the thread for suggesting ships. (nm) by
on 2022-03-18 01:55:43 UTC
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Have at me. by
on 2022-03-17 14:32:05 UTC
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Phobos, too, if you remember who he is. {= )
My reality is irrelevant to this nonsense, but if you want a description to go on, here. Have fun!
~Neshomeh
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Can I ship you with Bilbo Baggins? It would be perfect. (nm) by
on 2022-03-18 18:24:21 UTC
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Weeeeell... by
on 2022-03-18 23:10:53 UTC
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Strictly speaking, fictional characters aren't involved in the Boarder Shipfest, but OTOH there was that whole series of Primarch ships a couple years ago, so... why not? If I may make a suggestion, since Bilbo IS fictional, a perfectly asexual yet incredibly suggestive conversation over tea and cakes would amuse me greatly. ^_^
~Neshomeh
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I thought it was agents that weren't (usually) involved in the Boarder shipfest? (nm) by
on 2022-03-18 23:12:24 UTC
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Generally it's supposed to be about shipping Boarders with each other. by
on 2022-03-18 23:53:07 UTC
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There's always a few abstract concepts or canon characters, but it's mostly PPC community members with each other.
hS
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Shipping Sierpinski: How To Do It by
on 2022-03-17 13:37:06 UTC
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Feel free to ship me with whatever. I'm pedantic, blunt and possessed of a dark sense of humor and far too much random trivia. Refer to me as male - feel free to swap in the story if you want. For the sake of comedy, all fictionalizations of me are an impossible kaleidoscopic fractal of triangles.
No limits, so long as it's recognized and stated that it's not the real Sierpinski. The more ridiculous it gets the better.
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Is it Sierpinksi or Sierpinski? by
on 2022-03-19 00:24:07 UTC
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Your Boarder name is Sierpinksi, but you also spell it Sierpinski. So, which is it? /gen
(Also, Sierpinksi/Sierpinski, either way)
-kA
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On spelling. by
on 2022-03-19 11:47:41 UTC
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It's spelled Sierpinski. If I ever spelled it another way, that was my typo. Sierpinksi can be another character if you want to roll that way.
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You have a mini! by
on 2022-04-16 05:39:38 UTC
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Sierpinksi is a mini-Boarder!
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Sierpinski/algebra because he said he liked it on the discord and because he wants to be triangles. (nm) by
on 2022-03-18 22:09:32 UTC
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Triangles are Geometry /nm. Sierpinski/Geometry or Sierpinski/pythagorean theorem by
on 2022-03-18 22:48:56 UTC
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I'm not mad, I promise.
-kA
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Sierpinski / (3 1/4th size Sierpinskis) / (9 1/16th size Sierpinskis) / ... by
on 2022-03-19 02:02:41 UTC
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Fractal ship!
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Here. by
on 2022-03-17 09:01:44 UTC
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Basically take the lead from Turning Red, make her an adult with responsibilities (gasp) and... that's me. Have fun!
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I'm in by
on 2022-03-17 06:25:29 UTC
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As usual, not a whole lot in terms of limits. Keep it PG-13, just... make it funny. It's shipfest. Crack is good, completely off-the-wall crack is better.
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Opting out, thanks (nm) by
on 2022-03-17 03:32:10 UTC
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I'm in, as usual by
on 2022-03-16 23:09:29 UTC
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About me: massive nerd, programs computers, 5'7", male and he/him. Short brown hair, tends to wear random T-Shirts. Cal has jooked me into crochet. I've also got really thick glasses and have lately wandered just over the legal blindness line.
Limits ... no genderbending, otherwise go nuts, and feel free to ignore the descriptions anywhere here. If nothing else, there's a whole world of computer nonsense I haven't been shipped with yet, since that ship also ended up as a tradition.
And, heck with it, to provide some context on my Discord avatar, have a reference for dog!me
Ship suggestions to follow when I'm not on my phone at an airport.
- Tomash
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o.O It's this time of year already? by
on 2022-03-16 22:56:59 UTC
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Wow. This year is Moving, to some extent.
I'm usually in, and...I think I am this year, too? Why not. No limits beyond please don't ship me with anyone underage. (There are a handful of other things that I'd write out as limits if I thought they were even remotely likely to come up, but since it seems unlikely and I'm tired, I'll leave it.)
Let's see, let's see. Female, but for Shipfest purposes feel free to do whatever you like. My hair is currently Very Long, and I speak multiple languages. I am, unfortunately, Tired enough to write it with a capital T. May or may not be in costume, given it's basically Purim. (Apologies as ever, recently, for the lack of Purim RP.)
As you can maybe tell, I'm not exactly fussed about accuracy for myself in the Shipfest, overall (to the point where I considered giving no description at all, actually). Go wild, have fun, hopefully make me laugh? :) I don't know if I'll manage to actually participate, and I haven't been active enough recently that I'm really expecting to see my name show up much, but hey, why not?
~Z
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Sure, whatever by
on 2022-03-16 22:51:04 UTC
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She/her. Six one. Brown hair. Weird murky teal eyes. So much acne scarring on her back that it looks like a cheese grater. Bloated. Greasy. Unpleasant. Permanent air of unearned superiority. Looks like she's been dragged to the occasion by a runaway horse.
Do not ship me with Voyd, Hanafuda, Renegade X, or Damian/Neo Skater/Whateverhisnamehereis. Beyond that, go nuts. I don't know why you'd want to ship me with anybody when I look like, sound like, and have the charisma of the aftermath of bad Mexican food, but whatever, it's your party.
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*gentle bap* by
on 2022-03-16 23:49:35 UTC
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I’m sure you’re pretty, Scape. And we haven’t talked very much, but you’ve always been very nice.
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Hey, I think my brain will let me this year! by
on 2022-03-16 22:47:28 UTC
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Kittyauthor, they/they, 5'1" (and proud of it). Hasn't dated anyone before. Is 17. Can be called KitKat but do not call me just Kat or Cat. No borderline-NSFW (I am very naïve and probably wouldn't get it anyways). On the topic of love, I am what my friends call "sheltered;" I know next to nothing besides "kiss kiss" and flirting. Loooong hair that reaches midthigh in a low ponytail (prefered style). Wears baggy clothes. Is technically overweight at 135lbs (and I hate it). Hair is a dark brown, eyes (behind cat eye glasses) are an amber-ish color in brighter lights and a dull brown in other lights. Typically in a pair of black pants (boy pants), a math-y t-shirt, and this (the back) Invader Zim jacket. Loves cuddles. Touching is the love language.
Do not: Ship me with someone older than 18, call me Cat or Kat (I have my reasons), do anything borderline NSFW, or ship me with Disney villians.
I'd love to see myself shipped with giant robots Just For Fun. Like, that's all I'm looking for lol. /j
Uuuh, I think that's it? I prefer if you keep with my physical description, if that's okay.
-kA, who may or may not being able to write something themself, but is throwing themself into the playing field.
(Edit: Consistency error)
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Forgot a couple of things by
on 2022-03-17 18:44:21 UTC
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Am very pale, but I tan very easily. I wear rainbow shoes and mismatched socks. And that should be it.
-kA
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All aboard the ship! by
on 2022-03-16 22:38:40 UTC
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I'm willing to give it a go. I'm around 6 ft. tall, brown hair, hazel eyes, 23, male, straight, and tend to wear a fedora everywhere I go. I tend to joke around a lot, sometimes when it's not appropriate. I don't try to hurt anyone, but I can be pretty clueless sometimes. I'd prefer not to do anything sexual, but other than that I'm not terribly picky. Ship away, me hearties!
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R3n/3 by
on 2022-03-18 22:59:36 UTC
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As in, the number 3. The literal number three. Because that's what they both have in common.
-kA, who should probably stop making ships and actually start planning to write some of these. And homework.
- Yeah okay, hS and Kaitlyn are in. by on 2022-03-16 22:38:26 UTC Reply
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Are you going to write a hS/everyone thing, or is that something old that doesn't happen anymore? (nm) by
on 2022-03-25 01:20:50 UTC
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Don't think so. by
on 2022-03-25 14:16:10 UTC
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Because 1/ too tired, 2/ I finished the series with Tediousest Day, and 3/ they were always about writing the ships that had been suggested, which so far is me with Kaitlyn and Scape.
hS
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Ok, I have more ship ideas, if you don't mind. by
on 2022-03-28 19:08:50 UTC
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hS/Plort
You invented it, right?
hS/heraldry
Also has to do with Plort.
You know what. can I just write shipfic happening in Plort? I like medaeval/fantasyish stuff, and fantasy PPC just sounds awesome. And nerdy. I like that combo.
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Replied to the wrong post, sorry. by
on 2022-03-16 22:48:59 UTC
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Ergo, Scapegrace/Kaitlyn. by
on 2022-03-18 08:44:40 UTC
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Clearly the mere sight of her name got you so hot and bothered that you forgot where you were supposed to be posting. Honestly this whole 'wrong post' thing is probably cover for the fact that you actually edited your message to hide your wild declarations of devotion.
hS
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Oh we're playing that game, are we? by
on 2022-03-18 14:06:23 UTC
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Huinesoron/Discord
Huinesoron is quite famously the only major Boarder not to use our community server on Discord. This is clearly because of the torrid yearning Huinesoron feels for Discord as a piece of software. Truly, their love can never be, for one is a married man and the other is a pile of code held together by baling wire and hope.
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We are always playing that game. by
on 2022-03-18 21:18:49 UTC
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I'm pretty sure in past years I've been shipped with the Wiki, and I know I've been shipped with the Board. Glad to finally "round out the trifecta" ifyouknowwhatImean.
hS
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Then hS/Scapegrace: a shipwar turns into a ship. (nm) by
on 2022-03-18 22:05:18 UTC
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Ship me up! by
on 2022-03-16 22:29:27 UTC
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I’m 17, she/her, 5’8, and 128 pounds at last check. I am bisexual and don’t care who I’m shipped with. I have short—about two inches over my shoulders—brown hair and glasses. I have an permanent tan and green eyes with golden center heterochromia (Sue eyes). I’m definitely less plankish then last year (ie: actually has some curves and is mildly proud of them). I will either wear the baggiest sweatpants/hoodie combo known to man or the skimpiest clothes possible, there is no in between. I have a school uniform which I do ask not to be brought into the Shipfest as I dislike the sexualization of school uniforms. I listen to a fuvg ton of Rammstein, so do with that as you will. There’s pictures of me in the Discord if you feel like getting a reference.
Restrictions: No school uniform shipfics (you know the ones I’m talking about, I hope)
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Just ignore this. I'm an idiot. by
on 2022-03-18 11:58:08 UTC
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As always, I'm in. by
on 2022-03-16 20:38:50 UTC
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So, a bit of description to make things easier (but feel free to ignore!): Male, 5 foot 8 inches (about 173 cm), about 150 pounds (70 kg), brown hair, blue eyes, glasses, and a beard. I usually wear jeans or cargo pants and a T-shirt.
Restrictions: Please don't gender swap me. Otherwise, go nuts!
Suggested ships: I've been out of the Discord and Board loops this year because of Real Life, so I have none. Shipping me with dragons is a meme (and one I'm far from tired of).
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Ships! (more to be added later) by
on 2022-03-16 20:24:18 UTC
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Moons/Data (from Star Trek: The Next Generation) and or Kittyauthor/Data
They were both talking about giant robots and shipping. I think Data fits that definition.
ClaireBook/The Red Book of Westmarch
This is Rosie's fault.
ClaireBook/Gollum
This one was suggested by Philly. I want to see it happen now. I probably won't be the one to write it, though.
hS/Kaitlyn
It's canon.
hS/The Silmarillion
He's always talking about it.
Can we do ships happening in Plort?
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Count me in! by
on 2022-03-16 20:12:46 UTC
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I usually go by Moons, though you can also call me Moony, Mouse, Zearth, or really anything you want. (I'd say anything but late for dinner, but I actually am late for dinner often enough it wouldn't be fair.)
I'm 19, she/her or they/them. Afab, if it comes up. I'm on the shorter side of average and very very skinny. Usually in either pajamas or a sundress, though sometimes I'll wear a t-shirt and jeans with a sash belt. Long, wavy light brown hair that goes kinda copper in the sunlight, green eyes, glasses. Very pale. Of course, feel free to ignore any of this and describe me however you like.
I love, love, love cuddles, and am a bit of a sap. Do with that what you will.
I'm open to most anything, but steer clear of the first three points on the Discord blacklist, and (if they sign up) don't ship me with Cal (we're exes and it would be awkward) or Fuda (we're not on speaking terms). Very weird tangent about a very unlikely scenario
Things I have been shipped with in the server include: the giant robot from Bokurano, giant robots in general, and the Russian language.
Finally, because the corset ship is a staple at this point: I don't own a corset irl, but I do really want one.
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I’m up for it. by
on 2022-03-16 19:11:54 UTC
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One catboy, coming right up.
I’m bi, I’m 28, and not particularly fussy about who I’m shipped with.
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The obvious choice is Voyd/catgirl... by
on 2022-03-18 17:18:07 UTC
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although which catgirl is the question.
-kA, who is bored in class because everyone is watching basketball and they don't like basketball
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Do I count as catgirl because I have 3 cats? Or do I need furry ears? by
on 2022-03-18 18:02:02 UTC
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I wouldn't mind having furry ears, actually.
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ClaireBook/Voyd by
on 2022-03-19 14:16:37 UTC
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Since Claire is very willing to wear furry ears amd Voyd is catboy, I think this ship is the natrual result.
-kA
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Then Kittyauthor/Voyd, catpeople. (nm) by
on 2022-03-22 18:08:57 UTC
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It violates one of my conditions. by
on 2022-03-22 20:39:10 UTC
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Voyd is 28, and is thus older than 18. I'm not mad, just noting why I'm not putting this down.
-kA
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oh. oops. (nm) by
on 2022-03-22 22:54:56 UTC
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I'm in! by
on 2022-03-16 19:04:13 UTC
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They/them, approximately 5' 3", light tan skin, blue eyes, and very thick curly brown hair which is currently about shoulder length, though I plan to cut it short sometime soon. I usually wear jeans and t-shirts or button ups. If you really want to, you can write me as a big sentient book. Or as a person who can turn into a book, or a book that can turn into a person. I like cuddles.
I like books, especially fantasy, sci-fi, literature, and poetry. I write short stories, poems, and fanfic in my free time. I also read a lot. I am a nerd, and proud of it.
I also like Rammstein and other heavy metal and rock and roll. And classical music and folk music because I play violin.
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Restrictions: by
on 2022-03-17 20:28:48 UTC
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I doubt this will come up, but please be careful around food allergies. I'm allergic to nuts, seeds, and peanuts. That might be a good opportunity for hurt/comfort, actually. Other than that, do whatever the heck you want. Make me OOC as all get out, ship me with Tolkienverse, Narnia, Star Trek, Terraria... you know what, I'll just post a link to my user page which has a (incomplete because I can't seem to find time to add to it) list of fandoms that I am in and am willing to be shipped with. Fandoms
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Quick question: Are you a minor? (nm) by
on 2022-03-18 12:01:27 UTC
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Clearly Kittyauthor / a miner. by
on 2022-03-18 15:44:22 UTC
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The miner may be another PPCer covered in coal dust and wearing a hard hat.
hS
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I am not that kind of miner, although I do sometimes like to collect shiny rocks. (nm) by
on 2022-03-18 22:33:08 UTC
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Clairebook/Human!Magpie by
on 2022-03-18 22:51:28 UTC
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Magpies sterotypically like shiny things (although I think that's myth).
-kA
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And crows definitely like shiny things. (nm) by
on 2022-03-18 22:54:08 UTC
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*baps lightly* by
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No, the clear choice is Kittyauthor/Twipire, because Re-bel-ion! /j
It is kinda funny though. I live in a town that is over coal mines. We deal with mine subsidence at times. The former high school building is former because of said issue.-kA, who made a joke nobody would get but whatever