Subject: Bravo! Have a Terraprisma!
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Posted on: 2022-05-15 15:07:17 UTC
It's a minion that looks like a sword and is very useful for getting rid of enemies. Especially hordes of enemies that are getting bothersome.
O'Ryan Keys put down the newpaper with a "hm."
Dr. Val Burner looked up from her equation work. "O'Ryan?"
"Yeah?" he asked.
"Everything alright? Usually, you put down the newspaper with more noise," Val said.
"Oh, I'm fine," O'Ryan replied. "I just learned that our author just graduated from high school."
A pause, and then a sigh.
"We don't have an author," Val said finally. "That's just fake news."
"No no, it's not," O'Ryan replied. He grabbed the newspaper and held it up to Val. On the front of it, a person stood smiling in purple next to a man dressed in red. "See?"
"Who would spread such news?" Val asked. "It's obviously not true."
"The Mathmatical Monitor," O'Ryan said.
"And I'll repeat myself: Who would spread such lies?"
O'Ryan turned the newspaper over to reveal the Sunflower Mathematician's "face." "Prime Writer/Editor" was written beneath the photo.
"Oh, you have got to be [shpxing] kidding me," Val replied.
Soooo, that was a story way of saying "hey, I graduated!" but my brain wouldn't shut up unless I did it this way. So here is a segment of CPP characters reacting to an article in The Mathmatical Monitor, a newspaper I just made up.
-kA
(Edit: "Writor." That's embarassing. Fixed.)
It's a minion that looks like a sword and is very useful for getting rid of enemies. Especially hordes of enemies that are getting bothersome.
Conga rats :)
Thank you for the rats. I will take care of them well.
-kA
Hands out an urple graduation hat-thingy
(What is it called anyway?)
Urple is purple but worse, right? Well, my grad. outfit is already purple (school's main color). So now, I technically have a grad. cap that is worse than my original cap based on color alone!
...okay, I'll see myself out lol.
-kA
but yeah, basically.
But I like the sound of “Sunflower Mathematician,” regardless.
I really don't know how to describe it that well within a post without it being long, but it is logic-based in a sense, with the logic of canons being present as math equations.
I created it: I just haven't written anything for it yet besides little snippits here and there.
-kA
(Edit: Added words.)