Subject: Someone direct me to the nearest waste receptacle
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Posted on: 2012-09-09 00:16:00 UTC
I need to puke my guts out.
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Harry Potter Sue for the Department of Technical Errors by
on 2012-09-04 18:41:00 UTC
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Fem!Harry Jamie Potter is paired with, of all people, Justin Finch-Fletchley. It's really long, but as I counted twenty nine Minis in the first four chapters, it should be easy to get enough charges.
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Someone direct me to the nearest waste receptacle by
on 2012-09-09 00:16:00 UTC
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I need to puke my guts out.
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directions by
on 2012-09-09 00:37:00 UTC
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Down the hall, first chute on your left, third room on your right, eighth door on your left, straight ahead through the Waste Disposal door.
Remember not to think of it - the PPC facility is tricky like that. -
Re: Harry Potter Sue for the Department of Technical Errors by
on 2012-09-08 18:49:00 UTC
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Oh Dear Eru!
Oh Sacred Aeldra!
Oh By the Light!
Why would ANYBODY do that?!
(Aeldra is a deity character from one of my longer stories; By the Light is a popular Alliance term in World of Warcraft.) -
And... by
on 2012-09-09 02:14:00 UTC
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... 'Flaming Denethor!' (not to mention 'Jadis in a block of ice!') derive from the movies in question, 'glaurunging' is coined after the Father of Dragons, and Oh My Glod is a Discworld reference. :P
Believe me, we have enough unusual exclamations around here; they don't need casual explanations to go with them (or else we might end up with serious exasperation, or even... er... ritual exfiltration? I think that fell apart a bit towards the end)
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Re: And... by
on 2012-09-09 02:26:00 UTC
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Ritualistic exfiltration is, uh... A tricky situation.
I'll keep that in mind. Just figured somebody would be interested in knowing, that's all. -
No doubt. ;) by
on 2012-09-09 02:29:00 UTC
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But don't feel you need to explain everything, is what I'm saying. We're quite happy with random THE CANDLES WILL DESCEND AND LAY THEIR FORTEAN BRETHREN TO REST
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Re: No doubt. ;) by
on 2012-09-09 02:31:00 UTC
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Oh, cool. I hate having to explain the minor details of more intricate jokes...
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-whimpers feebly- by
on 2012-09-07 23:20:00 UTC
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My brother...f-found...a 75-walker badfic. LotR/Harry Potter.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4006375/1/The-Ultimate-Lord-of-the-Rings
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Re: -whimpers feebly- by
on 2012-09-08 19:17:00 UTC
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I am so sorry that I found that one.
The Creator has yet to recover from reading it.
(p.s. The Creator is Serious!Me.) -
Yoda? (nm) by
on 2012-09-08 11:36:00 UTC
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Yoda's in there too? by
on 2012-09-08 16:48:00 UTC
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I stopped noticing the names after '75' people volunteered for the Ultimate Fellowship.
Actually, this one is so insane, I'm not sure if it's actually a troll!fic... -
He turns up to chat with Gandalf and Lupin. (nm) by
on 2012-09-08 16:56:00 UTC
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Oh, poor Yoda... (nm) by
on 2012-09-08 17:32:00 UTC
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Fem!Harry Peggy Sue by
on 2012-09-06 16:11:00 UTC
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This deserves a mention purely for the creation of Butterbear.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8501824/1/Once-Bitten-Twice-Shy -
A butter-what? by
on 2012-09-09 00:47:00 UTC
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See, I know of the Eggbear from Tales of Vesperia, but this Butterbear...
The PPC should invest in a biological research effort into this creature. -
*sobs* My...my beautiful department... by
on 2012-09-06 02:30:00 UTC
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Ruined! Ruined, I tell you!
*shudders as she skims through the fic* Yep, this is definitely one of ours. You know, I don't think we've done a Harry Potter mission before. Mostly because, as Architeuthis once wrote, Part of the problem with the Harry Potter continuum is that it draws mostly very young writers, who haven't yet learned how to write more... sophisticated or interesting works.
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I might have found a Warcraft/Naruto badfic to be sporked. by
on 2012-09-06 00:51:00 UTC
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It's rather succinctly titled "Naruto Warcraft Xover," and it's written by pr1nnyDUD3.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6674522/1/Naruto-Warcraft-Xover
I can barely make it through the first chapter, but I have already discovered:
--Too many SPaG mistakes to count
--An out-of-character Jiraiya who can instantly ignore the Ninja Centerfold and agrees to teach Naruto a technique that Jiraiya apparently thinks he isn't ready for (and let's not forget he's telling Naruto that controlling his chakra is better than learning techniques to fight off people like, say, the Akatsuki)
--An out-of-character angsty!stupid!Naruto (who swears more than he should canonically) - yes, he is a bit klutzy sometimes, but seldom does he seem stupid enough to think someone who was screaming is fine now because they are no longer screaming.
--A Sue who is a voluptuous blood elf, who bemoans her gorgeousness, and who apparently backed Rhonin and Vereesa's marriage, being a dear friend of the two and all (oh, and she can make the portal in the Blasted Lands - the one that leads to Outland - take her to other worlds. And she possesses an improbable weapon and magical talismans that give her the mana of a demi-god at least...)
--An OOC Rhonin who does not get angry when she beats the tar out of several magi of the Kirin Tor and allows his "dear friend" to be stupid and go through her newly-created portal to who-knows-where
--A mucking-about of the timeline of the Naruto continuum and the lifespan of at least one major supporting character - Jiraiya was not alive to have Naruto cut a waterfall in half, much less teach him what element his chakra is
There are probably a lot more, but it's taking me a while to finish chapter one. Also, I'm not certain, but I might have found three Wrath Cadets: Bad Lands (Blasted Lands), Burning Legions (missing apostrophe), and scourge (as in the Scourge). Does anyone else have any thoughts on this? -
Oh, those poor dear, minis! by
on 2012-09-04 23:56:00 UTC
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Gather them up and let's get them inside where it's safe!
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How to gather Mini? by
on 2012-09-09 00:51:00 UTC
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But how? Where do we keep the non-flammable containment devices?
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Mini Aragogs are not flamable. Harry Potter not LotR. (nm) by
on 2012-09-09 10:51:00 UTC
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statement rectification! by
on 2012-09-09 17:33:00 UTC
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Okay, so how to gather Aragogs?
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Oh, but why? by
on 2012-09-04 21:10:00 UTC
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Oh dear god, fifth word in and we have a mini. Poor "pivet drive." And why are there no capitals at the beginning of dialogue sentences? This sort of thing makes me think that Araeph will end up managing to recruit me after all. I'm very slightly busy as of this moment with a bad Sherlock Sue and a Jurassic Park one, but I will happily adopt one of these poor minis when the mission succeeds.
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A few examples by
on 2012-09-04 21:53:00 UTC
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Collin, Hermoine, Alistair, Nythendora, Vernom, Gryfednoor, knotrum alley, agricantulas, corboros (cerebus), the mirror of erraised and many others.
n.b Does anyone know if there is a page for Mini Aragogs similar to the Mini Balrog Adoption Centre? -
Most distressing by
on 2012-09-05 23:37:00 UTC
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May I have Nythendora?
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You'll have to ask whoever takes the mission by
on 2012-09-06 15:40:00 UTC
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But I reckon it's a new one or at least not mentioned on the list.
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Not sure if this is helpful... by
on 2012-09-05 01:51:00 UTC
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But I found a page on the Wayback Machine - it's linked on the PPC Wiki's mini-Aragog page.