With greatest of ease

If I were to join, it'd probably be in Intel or Bad Slash.

~~Ozzielot

Because an entire multiverse's worth of shiny tech is, in fact, shin, and would leave me unlikely to get bored (or at least provide enough projects to swap to if things go stale).

Also, Medical and FicPsych are quite solid job benefits, and them alone outweigh the risk of mystery meatloaf attacks or sudden angry robot incursions.

I mean...okay, yes, some parts of it would be fun, but...I think, ultimately, I'd prefer to just visit. Maybe go there on vacation, which feels like an ironic thing to say. I think it would be really fun to get to play around with some of the tech and general multiversally acquired items, and I'd love to (safely) step into some fictional worlds and have a look around, but even in a non-Action department, I wouldn't be too interested in staying. It would be difficult to explain to people, not to mention (more importantly) that there are aspects of my life that couldn't really follow me in and that would suck. So my gut reaction is absolutely not, followed up by well, actually, visiting would be really fun, especially if it happened multiple times.

I suppose my semi-ideal scenario would be to have a friend or two in HQ whom I could visit and go to stay with sometimes :D Best of both worlds! I'm not sure how well that works with in-universe rules, but I have actually written author!me in before (see: the Blackout). There was an early idea that Dawn and I would occasionally chat, though it's rarely made it in outside the Blackout, especially in posted stories. In the Blackout, though, you may notice she knows exactly who DawnFire (my previous screen name, changed in 2017) is and has clearly been in touch with her before. Outside the Blackout, I think the main thing I've actually got written is Dawn finding a pair of notes from "~DF" - one cutting her off on Bleeproducts (I think that one's been excised in the rewrite) and one giving a note on where to send a character who can blend into canon (which I think has stayed). So there's that.

~Z

The question I have to consider afterwards, of course, is "how long would I last?"

I might be of some use in the Nursery or teaching in New Cal. Maybe Department of Intelligence at most, though. I'm not suited for experiencing half of the stuff I throw at my characters, haha. But I do think it would be fun to visit fictional worlds, and HQ's healthcare seems to be better than what I'd get in the US!

~Lily, who has actually self-inserted twice

And I'd be the coward that would join DF but scream when in the tiniest bit of trouble.

But, seriously, yeah. I find going through adventures to be fun, so why not? Besides, I'd get access to the disguise generator and could mess around with that. And I get to visit some of my favorite canons to boot! And I won't be at home! And... I really can't see why not, aside from the fact that I could die at any moment or I could go really insane and mentally break because the canons are warped...

But, yeah, I totally would, and I would want to be in an action department to boot! Although the Flowers would probably assign me a non-action department because overeager agents are not the best agents, I think?

-kA, who is thinking about shoving a more fully fleshed-out, closer to them self insert into the PPC. Maybe.

I mean, it might be dangerous and all, but it’s steady employment plus a retirement plan and magic dental. I would probably see about writing for the Monitor, or doing something clerical somewhere. I’m not much for action.

Meeting all my characters would be something else, though.