Non-oneshot fics are sporked in parts, one part per chapter, right? I have a fic I want to start writing a spork for which is several chapters long. I intend to submit the first part to the Asylum when I have finished writing it. Perhaps a better places for these questions would be the contact form, but I'm not comfortable with using email.

Also, I have written some badfic, which I will now offer for sporking purposes. I deleted my quotev account, and everything I put up there is now gone, including the partial sequel I wrote to the fic I'm sharing now. But I did keep a copy of part of what I wrote on google docs. It is bad. There are walls of text and OOC and other horrors. I don't know how in the heck I did this, but you are welcome to it.

Last of the Lost

All these oxymorons remind me of an old tale I found in a book somwhere or other. I went something like this. A woman was to be the king's wife, but she had to pass a test. She must come neither walking nor riding, not on the road, nor off it, and unclothed, but not naked. To meet all these requirements, she got a big fishnet to wrap herself in, then she tied the fishnet to a donkey. She was not wearing clothes, but she was not naked, she was not riding or walking, and she was not really on the road, and not really on it, either. That is probably not a very good retelling of it, but there you go.