I think we might have an issue on our hands with Anti Lustin

Subject: I think we might have an issue on our hands with Anti Lustin
Author: Lily Winterwood
Posted on: 2012-08-29 06:59:00 UTC

See, Anti-Lustin's supposed to be made from Dwarves, the race most resistant to Suvian lust, right?
But now the Hobbit movie's scheduled to come out, and there are some highly attractive Dwarves in that lot (Fili and Kili and possibly Thorin). And I suspect there will be Sues after them.
How would that affect the batches of Anti-Lustin made after the release of the films? Would we have to look for a new species, or make them from a different character, or...?

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I think we might have an issue on our hands with Anti Lustin by Lily Winterwood on 2012-08-29 06:59:00 UTC

How about Disc dwarfs? by Tungsten_Monk on 2012-08-29 18:22:00 UTC Reply

They tend to be resistant to Sues AND have their own twist on the whole business, with the idea of universal dwarfness and not much gender differentiation.
Hm... by desdendelle on 2012-08-29 12:06:00 UTC Reply

Maybe use Forgotten Realms!Dwarves, which aren't likely to get any attractive members (unless you count standard Dwarvish appearance as attractive) any time soon?
Other options I can think of are Bartimaeus!Imps (or Bartimaeus!Magical Entities in general) and Lord Demon!Demons.
Re: I think we might have an issue on our hands with Anti Lustin by Astral Void on 2012-08-29 10:04:00 UTC Reply

What about Orcs?
Vogons. by SeaTurtle on 2012-08-29 07:20:00 UTC Reply

We shall make our Anti-Lustin from Vogon extract.

*Twitches*

Agreed. by Ivan the Not-so-Terrible on 2012-08-29 07:58:00 UTC Reply

We should also add their poetry. For 'extra' strength.

Well... by SeaTurtle on 2012-08-29 09:00:00 UTC Reply

I think that's overkill.

Do you want to sublimate the Agents who take the medication?

Possibly by Sevenswans on 2012-08-29 15:59:00 UTC Reply

We should use the (movie) flyswatters that smack them whenever they have an idea instead. Someone goes a-lusting, they get smacked in the face.