Subject: A very amusing badfic.
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Posted on: 2022-12-15 20:27:02 UTC
Here is Harry Potter’s unknown sister Mina Potter. This Mina is American for some reason, is Harry’s twin sister, and has an identical lightning scar. It’s very bizarre.
—Ls would like to mission this soon
and just as disgusting. I present Hailey Potter the (censored) Slut, in which a Sueified Harry is raised by a deeply OOC Petunia and taught to do all sorts of… funny stuff since the former was 13. Now if you excuse me, I need a lethal dose of brain bleach. Due to the repulsive content, no excerpts shall be reprinted.
It's called "Exalted In Passing (Fate/Fire Emblem Awakening Multi-SI Feat. Xan, Luckychaos, The Oldman, and Lord Trent Blackmore [no closing parenthesis]" (archiveofourown.org/works/43353381/chapters/108979776#workskin which is deliberately not clickable), which, aside from having an overlong title, has three massively overpowered Stus who are each a one man army, and there's even a Stu named after the person they're based on. It also looks like there's a fourth Stu coming based on the tags. On top of that, every Awakening canon introduced so far is sliding out of character, and two of the three Stus are rather clearly being set up for romance with canons.
Here is Harry Potter’s unknown sister Mina Potter. This Mina is American for some reason, is Harry’s twin sister, and has an identical lightning scar. It’s very bizarre.
—Ls would like to mission this soon
Her name was Lillian Potter, she had a heart shaped scar on her head, and she was from -checks notes- Anne of Green Gables!Canada.
~Lily, increasingly unsurprised as to why Purityworld gets her hackles up
I will point out that the fact that I have an agent named Mina should make this mission fun. (And, uh, side note, the author’s name is also Mina Potter. So...)
—Ls