For those of you not in the know, Empress Theresa is a bad novel written by Norman Boutin; it's about the titular Theresa getting superpowers and being a "good Catholic girl" by wearing suggestive dresses and trying to seduce people. It's most well known for its author being thin-skinned and responding badly to any and all criticism he receives, as well as thinking that his book is a literary masterpiece that should be taught and analyzed in schools.

So my sibling got a copy of this absolute legend right here. The story is 463 pages long, was (surprisingly) proofread by a "Pierre Groussac," the back jacket reads "Read a jewel, thrill to the situations, learn from Theresa, and have a good time," and the cover… it's best if you looked up this book's cover and saw it for yourself.

Feel free to ask me any questions about the paperback edition of this… wonderful gem right here.

P.S. My sibling insists the book's cover is "not that bad."