Subject: Upkeep (doctorlit/the Wiki)
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Posted on: 2023-04-02 16:22:39 UTC

Doctorlit carefully ran a brush trough the wiki's pages, trying his best to get out some of the spam that always got in there somehow, no matter how he hard he tried.

"There's a good database," he said. "So polite!"

The wiki wasn't in the best shape, all things considered. It had been attacked by Fandom admins a few weeks earlier, and the clumps of torn-out text sure lookde rough, but, overall, the wiki was fine. It just needed a bit of extra attention, and doc was here, as he always was, to provide it.

"You're healing up quite well," doc said, giving the wiki a few pets after he was done brushing. "You'll be back to normal in no time, I'm sure."

The wiki purred. In its own strange way, it quite liked doc.

Doctorlit rummaged around in a nearby box and pulled out some text. "Here you go," he said, placing it in front of the wiki, "have some more text! You've been such a good wiki!"

The wiki gobbled up the words and wagged its tail.

Doc packed up and left, promising to be back soon. He'd love to spend more time with the wiki, but there were so many other critters to take care of. But the wiki didn't mind that doc had other responsibilities - it was just glad to see him whenever he came by.

(( wherein I unleash an unrefined plotbunny onto the shipfest thread ))

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