Subject: The... cafeteria?
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Posted on: 2012-08-26 14:50:00 UTC
Another good reason NOT to eat there. I can't bring myself to consider penguins food.
I watched too much Pingu in my childhood.
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I'm bored. by
on 2012-08-24 10:47:00 UTC
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Therefore, I have released several thousand penguins into the Board and HQ, for my own nefarious purposes.
Beware, for the penguins have cometh, and in their wake lieth truth, justice, and no eggs at all.
...heh. In all seriousness, I am bored, so have a picture of a penguin. I wouldn't release thousands of penguins into the Board and HQ...
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Heh Heh by
on 2012-08-24 13:56:00 UTC
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Coincidentally, the Hebrew word for cheese, 'גבינה' (pronounced 'Gvina') is easily attached to the end of the word 'penguin', thus creating the dreaded 'Pingvinim', Cheese-penguins.
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Oh, no. by
on 2012-08-24 16:25:00 UTC
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I camembert the thought. :p
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I can't Brie. (nm) by
on 2012-08-25 02:54:00 UTC
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Oh nooooooooo, what if they're all dancing penguins? by
on 2012-08-24 11:03:00 UTC
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And one of them has the voice of
Elijah WoodFrodo Baggins?
Fellowship of the Penguins. What is my mind on. -
"You cannot simply /waddle/ into Mordor." by
on 2012-08-24 20:19:00 UTC
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"There is evil there that does not sleep!"
"So? With this wind out, who can?"
"Yeah, I mean, if I weren't in the middle of the flock, I'd never get to sleep, either."
"So this Evil... can It not sleep because it's alone? Because I think that's really quite sad..."
(And Elrond Penguedhil sighs, raises a Very Significant Eyebrow, and says, "Gentlemen, please... we've been at this three months already...")
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*applauds* by
on 2012-08-24 23:21:00 UTC
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Now I'm imagining penguin!Gandalf pulling his last stand. And... well, unless these are anthropomorphic penguins, it'd be pretty silly.
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Better yet, by
on 2012-08-25 03:42:00 UTC
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Morgan Freeman does the opening narration instead of Cate Blanchett. "The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is now lost, for none now live who remember it."
I would leave a photo of Mr. Freeman's glorious visage, but I fail at html. -
Ohgod, I read it in his voice, even. (nm) by
on 2012-08-25 06:27:00 UTC
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Aaaand that's my cue! by
on 2012-08-26 04:01:00 UTC
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http://xkcd.com/462/
(It is almost impossible not to read comments, thus specifically labeled, in Morgan Freeman's voice. Dann's character on SDA near killed me.) -
Oh good, the mind-bending drug is working... by
on 2012-08-24 11:27:00 UTC
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Infusing into the photo really was a stroke of genius. :)
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The heck just happened? by
on 2012-08-26 01:23:00 UTC
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I was just minding my own business here on the Board, when I found myself up to my waist in penguins! Did someone put herring in my pockets when I wasn't looking again?
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Re: The heck just happened? by
on 2012-08-26 08:38:00 UTC
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There may have been some penguin-attracting devices attached to various people. Not sure. *giggles*
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*lifts a penguin and looks at it puzzled* by
on 2012-08-26 11:06:00 UTC
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I hope this isn't related to the fact that recently a friend of mine said I should start watching Maworu Penguin...
*puts the penguin down and observes it going its merry way*
Ypurs, spambots, penguins... What's going to be next?
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*Pokes nearby penguin ... by
on 2012-08-26 12:12:00 UTC
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... then pulls her fingure away quickly as it snaps at her.*
Well, this wasn't what I was expecting to find sitting on my computer this morning. Ho hum, I'm sure the cafeteria will be able to deal with this plague. -
The... cafeteria? by
on 2012-08-26 14:50:00 UTC
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Another good reason NOT to eat there. I can't bring myself to consider penguins food.
I watched too much Pingu in my childhood. -
Well, what else is there to do with them? by
on 2012-08-26 15:33:00 UTC
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I'm not sure I can think of a continuum with a large penguin presence.
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The afoementioned Pingu toon should be good enough. by
on 2012-08-26 17:22:00 UTC
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Besides, several continua have depictions of Earth.
In most of them there should be a plausible habitat for them somewhere, right?
The problem is how to bring them there. Because putting them in miniature drop pods and launch them from a bomber plane sounds quite harsh... *me is playing too much Ace Combat again* -
*giggles* by
on 2012-08-26 17:07:00 UTC
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Where do you think I got them from? Half of them are from Happy Feet, and the other half are KGP agents from RuneScape.
And no eating my penguins. *hugs the nearest one*