Keira fan here by
on 2023-05-03 22:43:29 UTC
on 2023-04-29 06:02:34 UTC
Hi. Keira fan of sorts here. Linstar alerted me to this. Isn't it amazing to see people write depraved shit like this? /s
People: Wow, look, a woman. Let's have some fun... o_o
What I just wrote above is definitely still an understatement sadly. The author should seek treatment as their fetish has caused them to write defamatory material.
Wooooow. (Writing this as I read it) So Johnny Depp diarrhea. Alright. Thanks... whoever wrote this. Also, how big does a skirt have to be to make a tent for *three people? Maybe I missed something but--- Oh, and now Orlando is bird-feeding her. Okay.
"Heavenly hell..." that isn't purple prose I don't think, but that's... something. Is there a term for that?
Alright. That was... certainly a story! I feel enlightened in a sense.