Hey, Helena got her fruits back! It’s kind of a fun idea, doing “tour interludes” of canons, though it might have been fun to see Helena’s and Sheen’s reactions to the designs of the other dorms, as well, even if only briefly. Diasomnia definitely looks wayyyyyy cool, though, and I’m not just saying that because Maleficent is my favorite Disney villain. Man, I want to tour there, feel the cold of the castle walls, feel the glow of those green-flamed candles, touch the thorns . . . touch them, I say! . . . Did I mention Maleficent is my favorite Disney villain?

I appreciate that Fáelán didn’t buy into the narrative of his species being superior/gifted. I like a character who gets told they’re special from birth, and just kind of . . . chooses Not That? Not sure I have the right words for it right now, but I respect the guy. I wish he didn’t see himself as “not normal,” though, that’s no way to psychological health! Normal varies by culture, and it’s rarely a negative thing to be different. Plus, of course, his species is native to that canon, so he’s certainly no Suvian!

—now shall you deal with doctorlit, oh prince, and all the powers of hell