Well, when it starts like this, you know you're in for a wild ride. Warning for (technically) violence.

One day Squall was eating cereals with zell with hot gods in their pockets. They took the hot dogs from their pockets and started eating them. "Zell said" Let's go to training center. "Squall said" well let's go my friend and squall smiled like a cactus. Then they walked to the tarinings center. Dangerous Funguar attacked them!. Squall tried to hit it but hit Zell instead. "Zell yelled" UAAAAAAAAAABSSSS!. And died.