Hey, we haven’t seen one of these in a long time! Not a whole lot of comment to make, since it’s largely a legal document, but it feels like a complete one! I especially enjoyed the sections on social disruptions and space-time distortions, since those contained the meat of the canon-specific charges.

Regarding the Department of Records, Accounting, and Tabulation, I don’t know if a new department is necessary there. It’s a great acronym, to be sure, but the duties implied by it are handled by other departments already: the Legal Department covers tabulating charges, the Department of Finances has the accountants, and the archivists in the Department of Personnel keep records. I would say to make it a division instead, but again, its elements are in different departments. Any ideas on tweaking it?

Hope this at least helped with your writer’s block!

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