In particular, the section about the restaurants. It came to my attention that it talks about "real American pizza" - the only way you can put "real" and "pizza" together in the same sentence is if you put "Italian" in it, as pizza is an italian dish! I can't believe I found the misconception of pizza being an American dish even among my former PPC colleagues, jeez.

At least tell me it's not Chicago deep dish. If it is, I'm burning the place down.

-Former Agent Sergio Turbo (DF-SOD)

Please excuse him, we tend to struggle finding a good pizzeria in Japan and during our latest vacation in Italy we somehow ran into a place that offered Chicago deep dish. Seeing it in his country kinda traumatized him... but I do kinda agree that you can't call that a pizza.

- Former Agent Nikki Cherryflower (DF-SOD)

[Yes. there are apparently places offering that style of pizza here in italy. It seems to be mostly a thing of American-style restaurants, though the fact someone would order the americanized version of an Italian dish in Italy is something that still baffles me]