Subject: Welcome to the board!
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Posted on: 2012-08-06 16:00:00 UTC
Hey there. Grab a spot on the shop floor, it's not like we're short of desks. While you're here, have a copy of our Operations and Planning journal, "Farsight". There's a really interesting editorial on advanced logistics.
I'm new here, so I just thought I'd say hello! I've been lurking around here for quite a bit, and thought I might be able to supply some badfics for you all. So hi, guys!
Heyo, it's the sporadic OFU writer here. Enjoy measuring things with your new graduated cylinder! -tosses-
Welcome to the Boards! Hope your stay here is (relatively) pleasant and full of amusement!
~Puck
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Fuels the Improbability Drive!
Have you read the Original Series yet? If not, read it here!
Hope you enjoy your time here!
...hm, I need a gift...
Here! Have a life sized car made out of Lego, with actual wheels on the bottom!
It might not be safe, but it's strong.
Welcome to the board! Have a portable trap! Perfect for ambushing Sues.
Greetings, new friend!
Well, I see you read some fics, but I'm curious: Do you do any writing? If so, what style of story do you tend to create? Do you lean more towards fan fiction or original works?
Well, I try to write, but I'm not quite sure if it's good enough to share with such esteemed personages such as yourselves. I have written a bit of fanfic, but I don't have any original fiction posted on the internet. I feel that I should mention this huge comic I've been working on for a few months here. It's all tucked away in notebooks and I don't think my art is good enough to carry the story, but I think that's original fiction. It counts, right? In general, writing-wise I mostly write fanfic. When my fics turn out as I'd like them to they're usually comedies or adventures, and the big life-devouring comic thing (as I've taken to calling it) starts out as a comedy, sort of, and then gets a lot more serious. Well, if you don't count the preludes for certain characters, which definitely aren't- no, I'm not going to start. But I guess they usually end up as sort of black comedies, maybe somewhat character driven? I don't know, it's hard to separate habit from style. Wow, this ended up long.
But thank you!
But hey, no need for this "good enough" nonsense. We're all improving authors (I don't think an active author who has stopped improving is really possible), all working to get better. You're right in the same boat as us!
(But also, don't feel obligated to share stuff if you really don't want to!)
Thanks! I feel as if I should hang around at least a bit more before I try to write things for here, but thank you so much!
Hello and welcome! Always nice to see more people around here. Here, have a can of compressed reality, in case you meet any 'Sues in your travels.
What fandoms do you wander in? Which ones' badfic makes you want to take up a flamethrower?
Here, have some rain, there was enough of it last night that I can share. (I'm technically on vacation and camping, but my dad got a couple gigs of bandwidth so he could keep doing work. I've got approval to mooch off it for my own fun. :D)
Thanks for the rain, I've got loads myself but more is always appreciated. And fandom wise, the worst fic offenders are often Doctor Who and Being Human, although it has to be kept in mind that even the premise of Being Human is somewhat cracky, but still. And Supernatural, I would really like to see some Supernatural badfic sues get whats coming to them. :)
Ooh, another Whovian. Welcome to the Board! If you didn't do so already, read the Constitution (there's a link in the top of the page).
You can have this cup of tea as a gift. Just don't let the leaves eat you.
Hey there. Grab a spot on the shop floor, it's not like we're short of desks. While you're here, have a copy of our Operations and Planning journal, "Farsight". There's a really interesting editorial on advanced logistics.
It's dangerous to go badfic hunting alone. Take these.
*Hands voidoid- various Bleep products.*
So, welcome and hello.
Hi, have some fudge!
What fandoms are your favorites?