LADIEEEES AND GENTLEMEEEEEEN! Grab your novelty foam fingers, pop some popcorn and put in your mouth guards, 'cause it's time for the first game of the second season of the All-HQ Australian Indoor-Rules Quiddich League!

*pause for cheers and applause*

Tonight's matchup is between Team Westilldon'thaveanameyet and Team Best of the Best! Two titans of combative sporting events, two colossi of... okay, most of the agents on these teams are pretty fresh, but they can Quiddich like nobody's business! And by 'Quiddich' in the verb sense, I mean 'knock each other senseless.'

Read it here!

For more information on how these two teams came to be, refer to here for Westilldon'thaveanameyet and here for Best of the Best.